1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:09,837 [Sam chuckling] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,633 - [Chloe] What are you thinking about? 5 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:14,255 - Your nipples. 6 00:00:14,428 --> 00:00:15,739 - Shut up. 7 00:00:15,912 --> 00:00:16,878 - What? - Stop it. 8 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,639 - I am. - You're a little shit. 9 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:20,296 - They're lovely nipples. 10 00:00:20,468 --> 00:00:22,022 - Damn skippy, sir. 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,127 - Damn skippy? 12 00:00:25,404 --> 00:00:26,233 [Sam sighs] 13 00:00:26,267 --> 00:00:28,476 Make love to me, girl. 14 00:00:28,511 --> 00:00:30,685 - Oh, mister, can I have my candy now? 15 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,103 - Ew! Ew, ew. [grumbles] 16 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,696 [kisses] 17 00:00:41,731 --> 00:00:43,940 This is the life. 18 00:00:43,974 --> 00:00:48,531 I got my girl on one arm, a frozen pizza in the fridge. 19 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:52,569 And your sister on my other arm. 20 00:00:52,604 --> 00:00:53,881 Hi, Catherine, how's it goin'? 21 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:55,469 - Sam, she is six months pregnant! 22 00:00:55,503 --> 00:00:56,815 - When will we?--- 23 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:57,678 - Sam. 24 00:00:57,712 --> 00:00:58,644 - We won't have to use a condom. 25 00:00:58,679 --> 00:00:59,507 - Ew! 26 00:00:59,542 --> 00:01:01,406 - And all that woman, just. [groans] 27 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,752 - If you ever wanna see me naked again, 28 00:01:02,786 --> 00:01:04,477 you're gonna stop talking about my sister. 29 00:01:04,512 --> 00:01:05,686 [laughing] Hey! 30 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,032 - Sorry, you're right. 31 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:07,998 That was rude of me. 32 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:11,174 I don't know what came over me and yow-za! 33 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:12,520 - Cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater. 34 00:01:12,555 --> 00:01:13,797 - Stop, stop, stop, okay, okay. 35 00:01:13,832 --> 00:01:15,039 Okay, you win. 36 00:01:16,248 --> 00:01:17,594 [kisses] 37 00:01:17,629 --> 00:01:19,079 I will never again- - So, yes? 38 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:20,321 - I will never again sneak a peek 39 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:22,530 at your bodacious bod without your consent. 40 00:01:22,565 --> 00:01:23,738 - Darn tootin'. 41 00:01:23,773 --> 00:01:26,431 In fact, I will try, nay, shall, 42 00:01:29,261 --> 00:01:31,815 keep thy virginal flesh- - What? 43 00:01:32,506 --> 00:01:33,714 - You said about me. 44 00:01:33,747 --> 00:01:38,339 Thy virginal rump safe from all prying perverted eyes and- 45 00:01:38,374 --> 00:01:39,306 Oh, would you look at that? 46 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:43,482 They're so pert and n- [blowing raspberry] 47 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:46,244 How dare you. - You love it. 48 00:01:46,277 --> 00:01:47,797 - Dammit. 49 00:01:47,831 --> 00:01:50,110 [laughing] 50 00:01:59,429 --> 00:02:00,775 - Can I ask you something? 51 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:02,777 [Sam groans] 52 00:02:02,812 --> 00:02:03,606 Hm? 53 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,469 - Sure. 54 00:02:07,437 --> 00:02:10,853 - Is a threeway something you would want? 55 00:02:12,684 --> 00:02:14,720 - Nope, not touching that one. - What? 56 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:15,859 - Nope, not playing that game. 57 00:02:15,894 --> 00:02:16,757 - No, no, no, come on, come on, come on. 58 00:02:16,791 --> 00:02:19,415 Tell me what you honestly think. 59 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,246 - Not a chance, no. Nope, sorry. 60 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:24,316 - Oh, really? 61 00:02:25,835 --> 00:02:27,837 [kissing] 62 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:30,460 - Ah you are some kind of... 63 00:02:30,495 --> 00:02:31,668 No, no, you can't. 64 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:32,980 - I can, I did. 65 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:34,878 Spill. 66 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,364 - You are evil. 67 00:02:37,398 --> 00:02:38,848 - No I'm not. - Yes you are. 68 00:02:38,882 --> 00:02:41,816 - No I'm not. - Yes you are. 69 00:02:41,851 --> 00:02:43,370 - Come on, tell me. 70 00:02:43,404 --> 00:02:44,198 - Fine. 71 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:50,653 I guess I could see the appeal for most guys. 72 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:51,516 Obviously. 73 00:02:53,138 --> 00:02:55,313 I just, I don't know, I feel like at this point in my life, 74 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:58,108 it just seems a little selfish? 75 00:02:58,143 --> 00:02:59,386 Immature. 76 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:02,941 There are all these girls that are out there with these guys 77 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:06,703 who don't realize how wonderful, sexy, funny, 78 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:10,811 currently naked they happen to be. 79 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:12,571 I mean, all they think about is just trying 80 00:03:12,606 --> 00:03:14,194 to throw another girl on top. 81 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,782 I mean, those guys have no idea 82 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:18,819 how to perform in that situation 83 00:03:18,853 --> 00:03:22,823 and in a relationship that seems particularly... 84 00:03:23,824 --> 00:03:24,997 Some get hurt. 85 00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:27,345 Some get jealous. 86 00:03:29,036 --> 00:03:33,109 So no, Miss Mancini, I do not want a threeway. 87 00:03:33,143 --> 00:03:34,800 Thank you very much. 88 00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:40,254 [Chloe laughs] 89 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:42,739 - Hm. 90 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:50,195 Because I thought it could be kind of hot. 91 00:03:52,646 --> 00:03:53,923 - On the other hand... 92 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:58,928 ♪ Ah ♪ [dramatic guitar music] 93 00:04:09,973 --> 00:04:11,527 So um, guy or girl? 94 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:15,496 - Both? 95 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:17,533 - Might have to force them. 96 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:18,774 - No, no, no. 97 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:23,780 I meant like one with you and another girl, and then, um, 98 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,886 one of you and a guy? 99 00:04:27,232 --> 00:04:30,546 Or the other one first. I don't know. 100 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:32,064 What do you think? 101 00:04:35,413 --> 00:04:36,241 What? 102 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:38,933 Ooh, you were hoping I was going to give you 103 00:04:38,968 --> 00:04:41,971 an all you could eat pussy buffet. 104 00:04:42,005 --> 00:04:43,075 - No, god, Jesus. 105 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:46,803 No, I didn't want that, I'm just... 106 00:04:46,838 --> 00:04:48,149 Look, you're just, you're not doing this 107 00:04:48,183 --> 00:04:51,808 so you can fuck someone else, right? 108 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:54,846 [people chattering] 109 00:05:05,132 --> 00:05:06,858 - Are you not okay with this? - No, of course I am. 110 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:08,238 I mean, why wouldn't I be? 111 00:05:08,273 --> 00:05:09,930 It's just different. 112 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:14,624 [people chattering] 113 00:05:22,736 --> 00:05:23,599 Hm. 114 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:24,979 So how would you like to do this? 115 00:05:25,014 --> 00:05:26,360 Friends? Strangers? 116 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:29,156 Professionals? - Professionals? 117 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:30,433 Like a hooker? 118 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:31,917 - Yeah, I mean they would know what they're doing. 119 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:33,954 - I'm sure they do, but, 120 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:38,268 baby, it's just sex, you know, plus one. 121 00:05:38,303 --> 00:05:40,443 It really shouldn't be too hard to figure out. 122 00:05:40,478 --> 00:05:41,755 I mean, do you really want a prostitute in our bed? 123 00:05:41,789 --> 00:05:42,928 I mean- - I'm not saying 124 00:05:42,963 --> 00:05:44,654 we pick up a little girl on the street turning tricks. 125 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:46,000 I mean, certainly not a little girl, 126 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:48,693 but I mean, I'm not saying we pick up some street walker, 127 00:05:48,727 --> 00:05:51,005 you know, we just, we get a kind of professional 128 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,560 who's professional about this kind of thing. 129 00:05:53,594 --> 00:05:55,527 - Okay, well I appreciate the distinction, 130 00:05:55,562 --> 00:05:59,980 but that seems like it would be a lot of effort, 131 00:06:00,014 --> 00:06:01,015 not to mention money. 132 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,776 And I just don't think it would really feel, 133 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:06,918 like, genuine, [chuckles] you know? 134 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:08,057 - I guess. 135 00:06:08,091 --> 00:06:09,541 So... 136 00:06:09,576 --> 00:06:11,371 We can put an ad online. 137 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,580 - Are there places we can do that? 138 00:06:13,614 --> 00:06:15,720 - It's the internet, so, yeah. 139 00:06:15,754 --> 00:06:17,169 [Chloe chuckles] 140 00:06:17,204 --> 00:06:18,274 - All right. 141 00:06:18,308 --> 00:06:19,137 Okay. 142 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:21,035 Where, do you think? 143 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:22,209 - Uh... 144 00:06:22,243 --> 00:06:24,970 Well, you know, classifieds, forums, something like- 145 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:27,110 - [Chloe] I swear to god, if you post an ad 146 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:28,215 in the Marvel forums- - Okay, okay. 147 00:06:28,249 --> 00:06:29,665 Fine, fine, fine. 148 00:06:31,287 --> 00:06:32,392 Craigslist then. 149 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:36,016 - Oh god really? Oh, won't we get a lot of pervs? 150 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:37,811 - As opposed to the fine, upstanding citizens 151 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:39,019 who troll the internet looking for someone 152 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:40,848 to have a threesome with? - Shut up. 153 00:06:40,883 --> 00:06:42,609 - No, it's like if we had a kid 154 00:06:42,643 --> 00:06:45,991 and we were vetting a babysitter or a nanny. 155 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:48,269 - Right. Except we want to fuck them. 156 00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:50,893 - Exactly. So how is it different? 157 00:06:50,927 --> 00:06:51,963 - Fine. All right. 158 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:56,139 I guess we can give it a shot and see how it goes. 159 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,556 Right, I don't even know how to approach 160 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:00,005 our friends about it. 161 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,075 - [Sam] What do you mean? 162 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:02,456 - Well, like, if we want to do this 163 00:07:02,491 --> 00:07:04,562 with someone we already know. 164 00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:06,115 [Sam scoffs] 165 00:07:06,149 --> 00:07:08,635 - [Same] Yeah. I have no idea. 166 00:07:09,981 --> 00:07:13,847 - Which ones would be interested, do you think? 167 00:07:13,881 --> 00:07:15,020 - [All] Me, me, me, me. 168 00:07:15,055 --> 00:07:15,883 - Come on me. - Me. 169 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:16,988 - Come on. - Me. 170 00:07:17,022 --> 00:07:18,299 - How long have you known me? - Me! 171 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:19,404 - How long have you known me? Kindergarten. 172 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,406 - Me! - Look at the guns. 173 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,201 Come on. - Me! 174 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,168 - Well, I'll think about it. 175 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:26,307 You think some more, too. 176 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:27,792 - [Sam] Mm-hm. 177 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:30,311 - Can we get the check please? 178 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:37,353 So which one of my friends do you want to fuck? 179 00:07:37,387 --> 00:07:38,216 - Uh... 180 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:42,876 - [Chloe] So there's an old fashioned way 181 00:07:42,909 --> 00:07:44,567 to talk a stranger into a threesome? 182 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:45,603 - [Sam] I'm just saying it's gonna be easier 183 00:07:45,637 --> 00:07:47,536 to talk a guy into wanting to fuck you. 184 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:50,193 - Okay, look, for the last time he is not fucking me, 185 00:07:50,228 --> 00:07:53,749 he is fucking us. - Okay, so we're clear, 186 00:07:53,783 --> 00:07:55,923 he's fucking you because as open minded as I am, 187 00:07:55,957 --> 00:07:58,374 I'm neither ready nor willing to take a dick. 188 00:07:58,408 --> 00:08:00,031 Two palms, please. 189 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:01,239 - Fine. 190 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,793 But you will nevertheless be there 191 00:08:03,828 --> 00:08:08,626 with him and me in close, sweaty, ball slapping proximity. 192 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:12,043 And trust me, there are not so many guys excited 193 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:15,460 by that proposition as you seem to think. 194 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:19,947 In any case, I think both of us are a little 195 00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:22,467 out of practice at picking people up at bars. 196 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,330 - Ha. 197 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:25,815 I was in practice? 198 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:27,610 - So she's kinda chatting away 199 00:08:27,645 --> 00:08:29,474 and I'm working on her leg, right? 200 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:33,097 And she suddenly drops in, "You have sexy hands." 201 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:34,686 - Bullshit. - Awkward. 202 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:35,549 - [Joe] Nice. 203 00:08:35,584 --> 00:08:36,826 - Not nice. 204 00:08:36,861 --> 00:08:39,207 I mean, look, she's not lying, right ladies? 205 00:08:39,241 --> 00:08:42,038 But a middle-aged professional softball umpire 206 00:08:42,073 --> 00:08:43,177 while on the clock? 207 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:44,385 No fuckin' thank you. 208 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:45,525 - What's a softball empire doing 209 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,424 getting a massage on the clock? 210 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:51,461 [upbeat music] 211 00:08:51,496 --> 00:08:53,084 - So what happened? 212 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:56,363 - Well, I just kind of mutter a thank you and keep going. 213 00:08:56,397 --> 00:08:58,261 I mean, what else am I supposed to do? 214 00:08:58,296 --> 00:08:59,608 - Well, you could always- - Incorrect. 215 00:08:59,642 --> 00:09:00,712 - All right. - Okay. 216 00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:01,575 [laughing] 217 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:03,853 So she's quiet for a minute 218 00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:05,268 and then she starts chatting again 219 00:09:05,303 --> 00:09:07,754 and then she fuckin' freaks me out again. 220 00:09:07,788 --> 00:09:08,651 - How? 221 00:09:08,686 --> 00:09:10,688 - Well I'm working on her arm, right? 222 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:14,692 And I glance down at her face and she's giving me that look. 223 00:09:14,726 --> 00:09:15,658 - What look? 224 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,211 - That look that look that says 225 00:09:17,246 --> 00:09:19,559 I want to get filled out like an application 226 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,837 and you have good penmanship. 227 00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:23,632 [laughing] Right? 228 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:25,116 - Kill yourself. - And that's not all. 229 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,635 She's making eyes at me, right? 230 00:09:26,669 --> 00:09:28,153 And she fuckin' winks. 231 00:09:28,188 --> 00:09:29,396 - Wow winking, what a slut. 232 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:31,467 - Mm, gettin' hit on by the older ladies. 233 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:32,364 Well done, sir. 234 00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:34,366 - Much older, fuck you very much. 235 00:09:34,401 --> 00:09:35,782 - Ew, who would do that? 236 00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:37,680 - I know, hitting on Ian. [laughing] 237 00:09:37,715 --> 00:09:39,268 - Oh, fuck you, too. 238 00:09:39,302 --> 00:09:41,891 - Yo, you can't blame a honey for wanting a happy ending. 239 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:43,099 - [Kaitlin] How lovely. 240 00:09:43,134 --> 00:09:44,584 - And then there was this moment where I could have sworn 241 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,965 her hand was like right about to make a move for my D, 242 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,968 and then she just brought it right back at the last second. 243 00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:51,280 - And she's an umpire? 244 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:52,833 She should've unzipped you right there 245 00:09:52,868 --> 00:09:55,733 and reached in and said you're out! 246 00:09:57,804 --> 00:10:02,774 ♪ New Zealand ♪ [upbeat music] 247 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:05,121 - Okay. I'm going to step out for a second. 248 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:05,950 You comin'? 249 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:06,916 - I'm comin', 250 00:10:06,951 --> 00:10:08,159 - Ooh, love birds. 251 00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:09,712 - Yeah, can't they do anything on their own? 252 00:10:09,747 --> 00:10:11,645 [laughs] 253 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,165 ♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪ 254 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:16,857 - Drinks! 255 00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:17,720 - Yeah. 256 00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:23,484 - [Alex] Come on. Come, come, come. 257 00:10:25,383 --> 00:10:26,971 - So she tipped me like seven percent, 258 00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:31,492 which is like ridiculous for that long of a procedure. 259 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:33,771 I told the front desk I never want to see 260 00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:35,842 that crazy broad again. 261 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:36,705 Fuck. 262 00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:42,780 So what's been up with you, man? 263 00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:44,436 - Nothing just uh... 264 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:46,818 - You seem a little off, even by my low standards for you. 265 00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:49,131 [Sam laughs] - Yeah, it's um, 266 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:51,167 it's something with Chloe, it's not a big deal. 267 00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:51,892 - What, is it the money thing still? 268 00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:52,893 'Cause we thought we were past- 269 00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:55,931 - No, no, no, no. I'm good with that, I think. 270 00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:57,139 - Well then what? 271 00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:58,036 Did you call her fat? 272 00:10:58,071 --> 00:10:59,072 Did you knock her up? 273 00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:00,832 I'm the godfather even if you abort. 274 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,247 Keep the little guy in a mason jar. 275 00:11:02,282 --> 00:11:04,387 - Jesus! No, God. 276 00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:08,875 - She says she's bisexual. [scoffs] 277 00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:09,945 - Uh, okay? 278 00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:12,154 - What do you mean she says she's bisexual? 279 00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:14,087 - Oh you know what I mean. 280 00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:15,467 She says she's bi because that's what 281 00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:18,056 every guy wants to hear. 282 00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:22,889 She likes eating pussy as much as I like sucking dick. 283 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:23,924 - I love giving head. 284 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:25,892 - Yeah, I don't mind it. 285 00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:28,791 - That is not the point. 286 00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:32,070 How is an honest girl supposed to compete with that? 287 00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:34,383 - Uh, hon, I'm still not on the same page here. 288 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:36,040 - Oh, please. 289 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:39,491 That's every guy's fantasy, a girl who likes girls, too. 290 00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:42,529 It makes them think that they can get two girls at once, 291 00:11:42,563 --> 00:11:44,531 but it's not real. 292 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:45,359 - Um... 293 00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:47,430 - Chloe wants to have a threeway. 294 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:49,260 - Okay, fuck you for spending one goddamn second 295 00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:50,502 being bothered by that, man. 296 00:11:50,537 --> 00:11:52,021 That is a beautiful thing. 297 00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:53,471 What an asshole. 298 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,024 - Sorry. 299 00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:57,233 - Wait, guy or girl? - Both. 300 00:11:57,268 --> 00:11:59,822 - That's a fourway, genius. - Not at the same time. 301 00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:04,793 It's one girl and she wants to try one with another guy. 302 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,622 - Oh. - Yeah. 303 00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:08,106 - Dibs. - What? 304 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:12,455 - Nobody doesn't, nobody actually has a threesome. 305 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:13,594 - Esther did. 306 00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:17,253 - Oh yeah, in college. Like that counts. 307 00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:21,257 We're adults now. We don't get drunk and experiment. 308 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:23,604 - Think about it, do you want some stranger 309 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:26,746 lying on top of Chloe, sweating on her, moaning, 310 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,265 thrusting his unfamiliar cock into her 311 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:32,130 or eating that puss like a hobo with a ham sandwich? 312 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:33,649 Or do you want me? 313 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,103 Think about it? 314 00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,900 - All right, why don't we put on a strong face. 315 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:45,005 I'll order some more, more drinks 316 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,386 and I'll go American History X 317 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,250 on that with these boots. 318 00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:49,285 Bam. 319 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:53,013 - They are pretty cute boots. - I know, right? 320 00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:55,498 - Okay. 321 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,949 I gotta be right back. - Okay. 322 00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:01,642 [upbeat music] 323 00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:10,444 So when did you have a threesome? 324 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:12,274 - What? - You acted all offended 325 00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:14,241 when she hated on threesomes, like you took it personally. 326 00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:15,104 - What? 327 00:13:15,139 --> 00:13:16,347 No. No, no, no, no. 328 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:20,075 Nothing like that. - It's something like that. 329 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,147 - Okay, I have to tell you something. 330 00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:24,527 - Oh my god, here it is. 331 00:13:24,562 --> 00:13:26,495 - You cannot tell anybody. 332 00:13:26,529 --> 00:13:28,428 - Can I tweet it? - I'm serious, Alex. 333 00:13:28,462 --> 00:13:31,672 - It was like 127 Hours except nobody was trapped. 334 00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:34,399 Like seriously, loosest pussy I ever felt. 335 00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:35,642 - Kaitlin? - Yeah, man. 336 00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:37,161 - Yeah, it's like fucking a fish tank. 337 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:38,024 [laughs] 338 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,439 - When did you sleep with her? 339 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:40,750 - Your Halloween party. - At your Halloween party. 340 00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:42,787 - Like at the same time? 341 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,753 - Practically. 342 00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:44,651 - Boom. - Boom. 343 00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:46,515 - We were like a tag team. - Yeah. 344 00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:51,002 - Except I did power bomb her. That was probably too rough. 345 00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:53,246 - And that's probably why she now 346 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,386 is having feelings for this little guy, 347 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:58,423 Which reminds me, Sam is going to let me bang Chloe. 348 00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,079 - Dude! 349 00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:00,115 - What? - What? 350 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:03,843 - Yeah. Sam and Chloe, threeway with this guy. 351 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,154 - First of all, shut up. 352 00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:07,985 Second of all, you have not been, will not be, 353 00:14:08,019 --> 00:14:10,401 and are not invited to this thing even if it ever happens. 354 00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:11,643 - Totally invited to be part of the thing. 355 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:12,782 - I'm confused. 356 00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:14,577 - Real quick, because she's going to be back soon, 357 00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:16,821 Chlo wants to have a threesome with a guy and a girl. 358 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,787 - Wait, that's a foursome. 359 00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:19,306 - Not at the same time. - Shut up! 360 00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:20,825 Okay, look, it's not, we haven't decided yet 361 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,689 who or rules and they're coming back, 362 00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:23,932 so everyone, I don't wanna hear a word of it. 363 00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:24,933 No. 364 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,486 - [Chloe] What are you boys gossiping about? 365 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,970 - Legos! 366 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,558 - Favorite as a kid. 367 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,249 - I got your back, man. 368 00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:34,356 ♪ Everything is gonna glow in the afterglow ♪ 369 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,426 - Come on. - No. 370 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,393 - Come on! - No! 371 00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:39,395 - Stacy. - Nope. 372 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:40,465 - Ester. - Stop. 373 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,260 - Look, I know you've got a thing for Asian girls. 374 00:14:42,295 --> 00:14:45,815 - Those sites are educational and cultural and... 375 00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,645 - Come on, Sam. Sam. 376 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,543 I just want you to tell me which one of my friends 377 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,338 you want to fuck. [Sam groans] 378 00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:52,443 Come on, Sam. 379 00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,377 - Why are you asking? 380 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,309 [Chloe sighs] 381 00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,276 - Okay, look, I've been thinking about 382 00:14:58,311 --> 00:15:00,485 our proposed sex-periment- - Please don't call it that. 383 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,555 - And I really think we would be 384 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,661 more comfortable with a friend. 385 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,489 - A friend? - Yes. 386 00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:06,077 - Someone we see regularly? 387 00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:07,630 - Yes. - To have sex with us. 388 00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:11,048 - Glad to see you're following me. 389 00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:14,085 Now the question is which one? 390 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,916 I mean, come on, look, I have given you a digital plethora 391 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,227 of women to choose from. 392 00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:20,229 Just point, click and... 393 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,715 - You know they still haven't actually agreed to this right? 394 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,856 - Details, details. Come on pick! 395 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,479 - Fuck you, Zuckerberg. [Chloe chuckles] 396 00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:29,342 Okay. 397 00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:30,930 So if I choose someone, 398 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,862 you have to promise not to get angry. 399 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,692 - Why would I get angry? - Why do you get angry 400 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,555 when I leave the toilet seat up? 401 00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:36,556 I don't know. - Because it's rude 402 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,109 and inconsiderate and shows a complete lack 403 00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:40,042 of decency and respect. 404 00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:45,806 You are so cute when you're terrified. 405 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:48,085 [laughing] 406 00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:49,293 Come on, come on. 407 00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:51,226 Pick a friend, any friend. 408 00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,227 - All right. 409 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,099 How about Shayna? 410 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,652 - Oh, you like Shayna do you? 411 00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:07,345 - Not more than you. - Yeah, so does her boyfriend. 412 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:08,933 - Well then... 413 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,142 - Yeah, this is big enough as it is. 414 00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:14,042 I don't think we're really ready for a fourway, do you? 415 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:17,010 [moaning] [grunting] 416 00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:18,391 - You know, is it just me or did it feel like 417 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:21,049 it was lasting longer when you weren't directly- 418 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,360 - When you weren't directly comparing it? 419 00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:23,534 - Right, exactly? 420 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,122 - Daddy! 421 00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:27,193 - No, let's just stick to the threeway, thanks. 422 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,228 - You got it, stud. 423 00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,574 - I am a stud. 424 00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:30,403 - Of course you are. 425 00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:31,611 [kisses] 426 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,646 Pick. 427 00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:33,509 - Mm. 428 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:38,825 Lordes? 429 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:41,724 - Lordes? 430 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:44,348 - No? 431 00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:49,180 - You want to take Lordes into the bedroom with us? 432 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,527 - Uh, no, I was just kidding. 433 00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:53,805 It's just, just comedy, and... 434 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,841 No, wait, no babydoll. 435 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:58,051 Babydoll, wait. - No, don't babydoll me, okay? 436 00:16:58,086 --> 00:16:59,052 - I'm sorry. 437 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:02,918 I would never want to do things with people I- 438 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,196 - No, no, no. You know what? 439 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:07,854 It's fine. It's fine, it's fine. 440 00:17:07,887 --> 00:17:12,617 No, I know what it is you want now and it's disgusting. 441 00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:13,653 I'm sorry, it's disgusting. 442 00:17:13,686 --> 00:17:16,724 I can't do this, I can't even be with you anymore 443 00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:21,730 and I am totally fucking with you again. [laughs] 444 00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,767 You are too easy. - Yeah, so is your mom. 445 00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,976 - Oh, and it bounces back. 446 00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:29,013 - Esther. 447 00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:37,366 - I'll give her a call. 448 00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:38,988 - Seriously? 449 00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:41,715 - I'll invite her over for drinks. 450 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,614 - Not gonna ask her on the phone? 451 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:44,822 - Yeah, Sam, yeah. 452 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:45,961 Write me the phone conversation 453 00:17:45,995 --> 00:17:49,792 where I invite her over to come have sex with us. 454 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,000 Hey girl, just wondering, you know, 455 00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:52,243 you want to come over and fulfill 456 00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:54,003 a sexual fantasy for Sam and I? 457 00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:54,935 How's eight o'clock for you? 458 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:55,971 - Oh my god, that's so good. 459 00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:58,007 You never should have given up on your novel. 460 00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,596 [Chloe laughs] 461 00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:17,199 - Okay. I'm officially creeped out. 462 00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:18,269 - What? - Why? 463 00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:23,378 - Well it could be the fact that you two 464 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:27,589 have been staring at me fidgeting for the last 20 minutes. 465 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:28,659 - Oh. 466 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:31,696 Oh well, that's because we uh- - Have bedbugs. 467 00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:33,250 - What? 468 00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:33,974 What? 469 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:34,975 - Why would you invite me over? 470 00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:37,909 - No, no, no, Esther, he's kidding. [chuckles] 471 00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:39,428 Aren't you? 472 00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:40,291 - Yes? 473 00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:43,122 Yes. I'm just joking, you know. 474 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,193 One of those famous jokes I'm known for. 475 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:48,920 Bedbug humor, I know, it's edgy, but I'm just that raw. 476 00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:50,681 - That's not funny, man. 477 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,648 My cousin Christopher got the bedbugs. 478 00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:53,753 Ate his face. 479 00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:56,169 - Seriously? 480 00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:58,689 - No. [laughs] 481 00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:02,141 So why are you two both spazzing so much? 482 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:06,490 - Well we wanted to know 483 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,768 if you would like to, um... 484 00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:12,496 Play Parcheesi. 485 00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:14,394 - No. 486 00:19:14,429 --> 00:19:16,189 - No? Well... 487 00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:17,535 I'm uh, I, uh... 488 00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:19,710 Hey hon? - Yes, sweetpea? 489 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,056 - Can you help me find the thing in the- 490 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,402 - In the bathroom? - Yeah. 491 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:24,301 - That's really high up so we need two people. 492 00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:25,198 - Yeah. - So yeah, let's go. 493 00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:26,303 - Okay. - All right. 494 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:27,476 We'll be back. 495 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:34,863 - Oh god, this is so hard. - That's what she... 496 00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,348 - Okay. How do you, how do you do this? 497 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:38,280 - What? 498 00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:39,833 - How do you get girls to sleep with you? 499 00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:41,697 - I don't know. - Come on, you have to know. 500 00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:44,183 What usually works for you? 501 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,045 - Uh... 502 00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:48,359 I'll give you money! 503 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,396 Uh, I have no idea. 504 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:52,984 - Well, what did you do for me? 505 00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:55,642 - Hm. 506 00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:56,505 Hi, Chloe. 507 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:59,198 Catch! [Chloe gasps] 508 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,165 Okay, you hold her down, 509 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,787 I'll give her a judgment-impairing concussion. 510 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:03,616 Break! 511 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,825 - No, we're not doing that. 512 00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,896 - What usually works for you? 513 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:10,726 - We want you to have sex with us. 514 00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:11,865 - Smooth. 515 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,384 - [Esther] What? 516 00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:15,317 - Well, uh, Sam and I have been talking 517 00:20:15,352 --> 00:20:18,562 and we decided that we want to try a threesome 518 00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:22,428 and we want you to be the other girl. [chuckles] 519 00:20:22,462 --> 00:20:23,463 Yay. 520 00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:25,396 - You guys have been talking about fucking me? 521 00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:26,915 - No, not fucking. 522 00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:29,089 Making love. 523 00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:32,092 Banging. 524 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:34,336 - [Esther] Well, I guess I should be flattered. 525 00:20:34,371 --> 00:20:36,718 - You're welcome. - Oh, didn't say thank you. 526 00:20:36,752 --> 00:20:38,616 - I'm sorry. I'm very nervous. 527 00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:40,584 - Okay, sweetie. It's quiet time for you. 528 00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:41,895 - Okay. - Okay? 529 00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:42,896 Look, Esther. 530 00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:44,657 This is something- [sipping] 531 00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:48,488 This is something that we really want to try 532 00:20:48,523 --> 00:20:52,181 and we feel, you know, comfortable with you. 533 00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:55,944 - [Esther] Right. 534 00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:58,498 - I mean, you, you are so attractive. 535 00:20:58,533 --> 00:20:59,499 - Oh. 536 00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:01,846 - Oh, I know. - And we just think 537 00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:04,332 that you would be perfect. - Mm. 538 00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:06,126 - You want me to let your boyfriend put his dick in me 539 00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:08,128 because I'd be perfect? 540 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:10,717 - No, no, no, not the whole time. 541 00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:13,099 And actually we didn't even really discuss that part yet. 542 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,550 I mean, that's be- - Now is not the time. 543 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,828 - When exactly is the time? I mean, I'm here. 544 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,657 Wouldn't this discussion kind of involve me? 545 00:21:19,692 --> 00:21:22,246 - Well yes and no. - Yes and no? 546 00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,319 - Well we're not dating you. 547 00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:28,528 This is more between Sam and I with you thrown in. 548 00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:29,771 - [Esther] Oh. 549 00:21:29,805 --> 00:21:32,877 Yeah, see, I'm not really interested. 550 00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:35,708 - Oh. 551 00:21:35,742 --> 00:21:37,813 Oh, well, wait, wait, Esther. 552 00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:39,090 I really didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry. 553 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,195 - No, no, no, you did. 554 00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:41,852 It's fine. 555 00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:45,511 I'm okay. I'm going to get over it, but, no. 556 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,487 [Chloe sighs] 557 00:21:56,522 --> 00:22:01,492 [upbeat music] [people chattering] 558 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:07,740 - So why are we doing this again? 559 00:22:07,774 --> 00:22:09,120 How's this work? 560 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,365 - You sound like exposition. 561 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,746 - Your mom sounds like exposition. 562 00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,679 - Ha, classy. 563 00:22:15,713 --> 00:22:18,854 All right, look, look, we're at a bar, all right? 564 00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:21,340 You look for a girl, I'll look for a guy 565 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,963 and whoever gets someone to come home with us first 566 00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:26,275 gets the threeway first. 567 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:28,312 - You realize how unfair that is, right? 568 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,934 - Why? - Hey, honey. 569 00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:34,249 How's it going? - I'm standing right here. 570 00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:35,492 - Yeah. 571 00:22:35,526 --> 00:22:37,735 - Oh hey, man, I'm sorry. 572 00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:39,979 My gay cousin's right in the back. 573 00:22:40,013 --> 00:22:41,498 - Beat it, hombre. 574 00:22:42,878 --> 00:22:44,328 - Your loss. [Chloe scoffs] 575 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,296 - See, I'd be more annoyed if he didn't just prove my point. 576 00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:48,436 - Okay, look, look. How about this? 577 00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:49,437 How about I go back outside 578 00:22:49,471 --> 00:22:51,093 and give you a 20 minute headstart? 579 00:22:51,128 --> 00:22:52,198 Fair? 580 00:22:52,232 --> 00:22:54,303 - You're vastly overestimating my abilities here. 581 00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:56,271 - I have faith you'll do good. 582 00:22:56,305 --> 00:22:58,446 - All right. I understand. 583 00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,794 I should have given you a time to relax 584 00:23:01,828 --> 00:23:05,211 so you can properly absorb Enrique. 585 00:23:05,245 --> 00:23:09,008 - I am literally kissing him currently. 586 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:12,045 - That's okay, sweetheart. [Chloe scoffs] 587 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,530 - Not him? - Not him. 588 00:23:13,564 --> 00:23:14,910 - Not me, what? 589 00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:17,292 - I will cut your fucking balls off. 590 00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:18,845 - Mm. 591 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,708 Feisty. 592 00:23:22,746 --> 00:23:23,712 - Good luck. 593 00:23:26,577 --> 00:23:29,408 [synth pop music] 594 00:23:36,656 --> 00:23:37,899 - Hi. 595 00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,728 - Hi. [chuckles] 596 00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:42,006 - Can I buy you a drink? 597 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:44,181 - Grey Goose and cranberry. 598 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,044 Double. 599 00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:49,704 [upbeat acoustic music] 600 00:23:49,738 --> 00:23:52,223 [Chloe sighs] 601 00:23:55,537 --> 00:23:56,849 Oh, are we going... 602 00:23:56,883 --> 00:23:59,852 Yeah, no, let's get a booth. It's quieter. 603 00:23:59,886 --> 00:24:00,680 - [Woman] Hey, sorry. 604 00:24:00,715 --> 00:24:03,580 I know, ooh, he's coming. 605 00:24:03,614 --> 00:24:07,031 - So I'm Sam and I was just wondering if- 606 00:24:07,066 --> 00:24:09,102 - Yeah, actually, I was just going to enjoy 607 00:24:09,137 --> 00:24:11,311 this drink with my friend. 608 00:24:12,658 --> 00:24:13,452 - Oh. 609 00:24:14,798 --> 00:24:17,732 [people chattering] 610 00:24:20,217 --> 00:24:21,563 [Chloe laughs] 611 00:24:21,598 --> 00:24:22,737 - Stupid pigs. 612 00:24:26,603 --> 00:24:29,571 [people chattering] 613 00:24:35,128 --> 00:24:37,786 [sensual music] 614 00:24:41,963 --> 00:24:44,931 [people chattering] 615 00:24:54,389 --> 00:24:57,047 [sensual music] 616 00:25:00,464 --> 00:25:03,432 [people chattering] 617 00:25:06,263 --> 00:25:08,921 [sensual music] 618 00:25:14,996 --> 00:25:17,964 [people chattering] 619 00:25:26,490 --> 00:25:27,318 - Ooh. 620 00:25:32,496 --> 00:25:34,740 [upbeat music] 621 00:25:34,774 --> 00:25:36,293 - Hi, baby. 622 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,019 How's it going? 623 00:25:38,053 --> 00:25:40,469 - I think I need more money. 624 00:25:40,504 --> 00:25:42,471 - Oh, so I'm guessing you struck out? 625 00:25:42,506 --> 00:25:43,542 - Repeatedly. 626 00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:47,649 Well, feel free to keep trying, 627 00:25:47,684 --> 00:25:50,825 but your headstart is officially over. 628 00:25:52,171 --> 00:25:54,276 [kisses] 629 00:25:55,933 --> 00:26:00,904 [upbeat music] [people chattering] 630 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,597 Gin and tonic, please. 631 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:06,565 - That's on me. 632 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,083 - Thanks. 633 00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:10,327 - What's your name? - Chloe. 634 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:11,535 - I'm Chad. 635 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,468 - Well, thanks for the drink, Chad. 636 00:26:13,502 --> 00:26:15,159 - Yeah, you like that drink? 637 00:26:15,194 --> 00:26:17,299 - Yeah, it tastes like Christmas trees. [chuckles] 638 00:26:17,334 --> 00:26:18,646 - Christmas trees? 639 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,579 What do you taste like? 640 00:26:21,476 --> 00:26:26,446 [upbeat music] [people chattering] 641 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,796 - Hey. [chuckles] 642 00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:31,659 Hello. 643 00:26:33,971 --> 00:26:36,940 Seriously? Not even gonna look at me? 644 00:26:36,974 --> 00:26:40,875 I mean, I am a human being, you know? Okay? 645 00:26:40,909 --> 00:26:42,911 Don't you think that's a little rude? 646 00:26:42,946 --> 00:26:43,740 Because I do. 647 00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,465 I think it's very rude, in fact. 648 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,777 Okay, fine, I get it. 649 00:26:46,812 --> 00:26:48,503 You're the hot girl at the bar. 650 00:26:48,537 --> 00:26:49,677 You don't have to talk to me. 651 00:26:49,711 --> 00:26:51,540 Just stop ignoring me! 652 00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:55,959 Oh, god. 653 00:26:59,514 --> 00:27:00,515 Hi. - Hi. 654 00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:03,035 - How's it going? - Just, not actually that- 655 00:27:03,069 --> 00:27:03,898 - Great! 656 00:27:03,932 --> 00:27:06,314 Hey, what's your favorite food? 657 00:27:06,348 --> 00:27:07,971 - Sushi. - Raw fish. 658 00:27:08,005 --> 00:27:08,834 Hell of a thing. 659 00:27:08,868 --> 00:27:10,974 - No actually raw fish is sashimi- 660 00:27:11,008 --> 00:27:12,354 - Culture, what do you know? 661 00:27:12,389 --> 00:27:13,632 Something new every day. 662 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:17,843 Listen, I need to talk to you about something. 663 00:27:17,877 --> 00:27:19,983 - So what do you do? 664 00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:23,572 - I'm a personal trainer for stars. 665 00:27:23,607 --> 00:27:24,643 - Really? - Yeah. 666 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,058 - What, like space? 667 00:27:26,092 --> 00:27:28,370 - Space? No, not like space. 668 00:27:28,405 --> 00:27:30,303 - I'm kidding. - I know. 669 00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:32,512 Uh, celebrities. 670 00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:35,170 - Like who? 671 00:27:35,205 --> 00:27:37,552 - Well, I don't want to brag, but you'd be surprised. 672 00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:39,174 - I promise I won't tell. 673 00:27:39,209 --> 00:27:40,831 - Oh? Okay. 674 00:27:40,866 --> 00:27:43,213 See, I don't know if I can trust you, though. 675 00:27:43,247 --> 00:27:44,455 - What? [laughing] 676 00:27:44,490 --> 00:27:45,871 I am insulted. 677 00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:48,149 No. - All right, well, look. 678 00:27:48,183 --> 00:27:49,944 Why don't you tell me one of your secrets 679 00:27:49,978 --> 00:27:51,877 and I'll tell you mine? 680 00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,708 - I guess that sounds fair. - Mm-hm. 681 00:27:55,743 --> 00:27:57,917 - What do you wanna know? 682 00:27:57,952 --> 00:27:58,780 - Hm. 683 00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:01,680 What do you wanna tell me? 684 00:28:02,991 --> 00:28:05,684 - So you want me to have sex with you and your girlfriend? 685 00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:06,995 - Not necessarily. 686 00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:10,205 You just need to seem like you want to 687 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,863 long enough for us to leave this bar. 688 00:28:12,898 --> 00:28:15,348 As soon as we're out of here, you can change your mind 689 00:28:15,383 --> 00:28:18,938 and then you can bail if you don't want to. 690 00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:22,252 Wait, do you want to? 691 00:28:23,184 --> 00:28:27,257 - I haven't completely ruled out the possibility yet. 692 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:28,603 [Sam laughs] 693 00:28:28,637 --> 00:28:31,019 - You're fucking with me, right? 694 00:28:31,054 --> 00:28:34,022 - Not yet. [laughs] 695 00:28:36,404 --> 00:28:39,476 - You're very sure of yourself. 696 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,340 - That's not a secret. 697 00:28:43,894 --> 00:28:44,723 - Okay. 698 00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:48,347 I need to tell you something. 699 00:28:48,381 --> 00:28:49,797 - Okay. 700 00:28:49,831 --> 00:28:51,660 - [Sam] So you? Mm? 701 00:28:51,695 --> 00:28:54,180 - Look, look, I was supposed to meet a date here, right? 702 00:28:54,215 --> 00:28:55,043 He was supposed to be here 703 00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:56,735 like more than an hour ago, you know? 704 00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:59,427 Didn't call, no tags, just like, 705 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,671 didn't show up, you know, and that hurt. 706 00:29:02,706 --> 00:29:03,534 So, you... 707 00:29:05,985 --> 00:29:08,677 You just, you came right up to the sad girl 708 00:29:08,712 --> 00:29:12,095 at the bar, you know, no hesitation. 709 00:29:12,129 --> 00:29:12,958 - Uh... 710 00:29:14,511 --> 00:29:15,339 - Okay. 711 00:29:16,651 --> 00:29:19,827 Well, if you want to bring a girl, that's fun, 712 00:29:19,861 --> 00:29:24,314 but look, if you got me, you don't need the other guy. 713 00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:27,869 - No, it's not... 714 00:29:29,181 --> 00:29:32,046 This is what we're doing. 715 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,082 - So then why you're talking to me, hm? 716 00:29:34,117 --> 00:29:35,808 - I told you. 717 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:37,085 We want to try out this idea 718 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,742 because we think it could be, you know- 719 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,330 - Yeah, better. 720 00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:43,954 Right, more exciting, more invigorating. 721 00:29:43,989 --> 00:29:46,301 And you're right, it can be. 722 00:29:46,336 --> 00:29:47,820 Just, um, with me. 723 00:29:53,205 --> 00:29:56,139 [Chloe chuckles] 724 00:29:56,173 --> 00:29:57,243 - Look, um... 725 00:29:58,451 --> 00:30:00,108 I love my boyfriend. 726 00:30:02,214 --> 00:30:03,698 - Okay, all right. 727 00:30:04,664 --> 00:30:05,562 All right. 728 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:06,666 Do you want to say it a little louder 729 00:30:06,701 --> 00:30:10,636 so he can hear you over there? [laughs] 730 00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:11,430 I'm kidding. 731 00:30:11,464 --> 00:30:12,500 You know what? It's fine. 732 00:30:12,534 --> 00:30:13,846 Just, all right. 733 00:30:16,124 --> 00:30:18,437 Look, when this is all over, 734 00:30:20,715 --> 00:30:24,339 here you go, just give me a call, all right? 735 00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:29,448 - Oh my god and you listened to me like, 736 00:30:29,482 --> 00:30:33,245 pour my heart out with such compassion. 737 00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:35,178 - Of course I did. - Yeah. 738 00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:39,285 I mean, I like, I want to make it up to you, Sam. 739 00:30:40,114 --> 00:30:41,632 - What? 740 00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:44,808 Well, anytime you need a shoulder to cry on, 741 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,879 I am there for you, Tr... 742 00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:52,851 - [Woman] What's my name? 743 00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:55,370 - Of course I know your name. That's silly. 744 00:30:55,405 --> 00:30:56,544 I've been listening to you 745 00:30:56,578 --> 00:30:58,304 pour your heart out the whole night. 746 00:30:58,339 --> 00:31:00,824 I'd be a real dick if I didn't know your name. 747 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,792 - [Woman] No seriously, what is it? 748 00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:08,797 - I know it, I do. 749 00:31:08,832 --> 00:31:10,385 You just got me excited with all the 750 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:11,628 oh my god we're gonna have a threesome. 751 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:13,147 It's like a breast octopus and- 752 00:31:13,181 --> 00:31:13,975 - No, no, listen. 753 00:31:14,010 --> 00:31:16,150 You restored my faith in men, Sam. 754 00:31:16,184 --> 00:31:18,738 Don't take that away from me, okay? 755 00:31:18,773 --> 00:31:20,740 What's my name, Sam? 756 00:31:20,775 --> 00:31:21,707 What is it? 757 00:31:25,745 --> 00:31:27,299 - Deloris. 758 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:29,922 [upbeat music] 759 00:31:31,751 --> 00:31:32,856 [hitting] [Sam yells] 760 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,479 [Sam groaning] 761 00:31:36,446 --> 00:31:37,723 - It's Miranda. 762 00:31:38,827 --> 00:31:40,139 [kisses] 763 00:31:40,174 --> 00:31:41,485 - What the fuck? 764 00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:43,211 Ah! 765 00:31:45,662 --> 00:31:47,836 - [Chloe] You okay, honey? 766 00:31:48,734 --> 00:31:49,562 [Sam groans] 767 00:31:49,597 --> 00:31:51,702 - Just ducky, honey. 768 00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:53,912 - [Chloe] You sir, are a stud. 769 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,223 - Help me. 770 00:31:55,258 --> 00:31:56,535 [Chloe chuckles] - Okay. 771 00:31:56,569 --> 00:31:57,846 Come on. 772 00:31:57,881 --> 00:32:00,263 [Sam groans] 773 00:32:02,265 --> 00:32:04,957 Well she was a lovely girl. 774 00:32:04,992 --> 00:32:06,821 - Oh, you are so funny. 775 00:32:07,822 --> 00:32:08,961 Let's sit down. - I'm sorry, I'll be nice. 776 00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:09,928 - Not seriously, I've got to sit down. 777 00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:11,343 I gotta sit down. - Okay, okay, okay. 778 00:32:11,377 --> 00:32:12,758 - Oh. 779 00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:13,966 [grunts] 780 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:15,416 Ooh, you girls are lucky. 781 00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:19,075 You missed out on the whole external genitalia thing. 782 00:32:19,109 --> 00:32:21,180 [sighs] 783 00:32:21,215 --> 00:32:23,113 'Cause let me tell you, it's not just the hit. 784 00:32:23,148 --> 00:32:26,427 I mean that hurts, but it's the reverberations, 785 00:32:26,461 --> 00:32:29,913 just like pain, ping ponging through your testicles 786 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,433 like a wave of nut sack terror 787 00:32:35,091 --> 00:32:39,267 and making you kind of nauseous, a little. 788 00:32:39,302 --> 00:32:40,165 Maintain... 789 00:32:42,374 --> 00:32:43,754 Maintain... 790 00:32:43,789 --> 00:32:45,722 - How about we get you to bed, huh? 791 00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:47,655 - I don't think I'll be any use to you there. 792 00:32:47,689 --> 00:32:48,690 - I'll live. 793 00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:53,178 [soft acoustic music] 794 00:32:53,212 --> 00:32:54,006 - Come on. 795 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,766 Oh god. - You're okay. 796 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:03,947 [Chloe laughs] 797 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,846 You're being dramatic. - Oh no, I'm not. 798 00:33:06,881 --> 00:33:08,917 - It's the internet. - Exactly. 799 00:33:08,952 --> 00:33:11,403 We're looking for real sex from the internet, 800 00:33:11,437 --> 00:33:12,611 which I don't know if you have a lot of experience with, 801 00:33:12,645 --> 00:33:15,027 but let me tell you, I don't. 802 00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:20,515 I just, but I've heard it's very shady and such. 803 00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:21,516 - Nice save. 804 00:33:21,551 --> 00:33:23,070 - Ah, thank you. - Look, it's something 805 00:33:23,104 --> 00:33:26,142 that we should at least consider, okay? 806 00:33:26,176 --> 00:33:27,108 [Sam groans] 807 00:33:27,143 --> 00:33:30,560 All right, a loving couple looking for... 808 00:33:33,425 --> 00:33:36,117 What are we looking for? 809 00:33:36,152 --> 00:33:37,567 - Hot chick with big old boobs? 810 00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:39,672 - No, come on, fair is fair. 811 00:33:39,707 --> 00:33:41,088 - There is a hairy penis. 812 00:33:41,122 --> 00:33:42,641 - Yeah, like yours is so smooth. 813 00:33:42,675 --> 00:33:44,263 - That's not the... 814 00:33:44,298 --> 00:33:46,369 Wait, do I have a hairy dick? 815 00:33:46,403 --> 00:33:50,200 - Looking for a man or woman for playful experimentation. 816 00:33:50,235 --> 00:33:51,236 - I'm serious. - Must be clean, 817 00:33:51,270 --> 00:33:52,444 discreet and understanding. 818 00:33:52,478 --> 00:33:54,032 - I'm a little alarmed that you're dodging the question. 819 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,619 - Please send picture and information 820 00:33:55,654 --> 00:33:59,002 and we'll get back to you. - Do I have Wookiee dick? 821 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,073 I'm nervous. - I'm excited. 822 00:34:01,108 --> 00:34:02,419 - Which one is this again? 823 00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:05,560 - This is the Taiwanese gymnast. 824 00:34:05,595 --> 00:34:07,045 - I'm excited. [Chloe chuckles] 825 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,976 - I can tell. [laughing] 826 00:34:09,012 --> 00:34:10,909 - [Sam] So when's she getting here? 827 00:34:10,945 --> 00:34:11,739 - Hi. 828 00:34:13,534 --> 00:34:15,674 - Hello. - Can we help you? 829 00:34:16,813 --> 00:34:18,263 - ExperimentTemptation? 830 00:34:18,297 --> 00:34:19,091 - What? 831 00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,505 - That was our internet handle. 832 00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:21,369 - How does he know that? 833 00:34:21,404 --> 00:34:22,991 And why was that our internet handle? 834 00:34:23,025 --> 00:34:25,684 - I'm sorry? Who are you? 835 00:34:25,717 --> 00:34:26,891 - UdonKitty46. 836 00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:30,929 - You showed us this picture. 837 00:34:33,554 --> 00:34:34,382 - Yep. 838 00:34:37,730 --> 00:34:40,007 You guys want pancakes? 839 00:34:40,043 --> 00:34:42,770 [soft music] 840 00:34:42,804 --> 00:34:44,496 - Do you know what would be really hot? 841 00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:46,429 You two, me and my dad. 842 00:34:49,052 --> 00:34:50,674 - And when you first go in, it's just like- 843 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:53,159 - Okay well his skin is so soft. 844 00:34:53,194 --> 00:34:57,164 I'm telling you, his skin is so soft, seriously. 845 00:35:01,029 --> 00:35:02,307 - [Sam] Taylor? 846 00:35:02,341 --> 00:35:04,895 - Hi. What's going on? 847 00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:07,795 - Hey, you like double penetration? 848 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,453 - Well hello there. 849 00:35:10,487 --> 00:35:12,834 - Hi. Is this in response to the ad? 850 00:35:12,869 --> 00:35:14,284 - That it is. - Well, great. 851 00:35:14,319 --> 00:35:18,150 My name is Chloe and this is my boyfriend, Sam 852 00:35:18,185 --> 00:35:19,738 and what we're really looking for is someone- 853 00:35:19,772 --> 00:35:21,843 - I have a 15-inch penis. 854 00:35:24,674 --> 00:35:25,951 - 15-inch... 855 00:35:25,985 --> 00:35:28,091 - Penis. Yes, thank you. 856 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,161 I know. 857 00:35:29,196 --> 00:35:31,819 You just let it sink in for a second there. 858 00:35:31,853 --> 00:35:34,615 Hey yo! [laughs] 859 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:37,135 - Whoa. 860 00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:39,447 That doesn't sound too bad. - That is way too big. 861 00:35:39,482 --> 00:35:41,242 - Oh, thank God. 862 00:35:41,277 --> 00:35:42,278 - [Man] What? 863 00:35:42,312 --> 00:35:46,523 - That's like too much for a vagina to handle. 864 00:35:46,558 --> 00:35:48,042 - I've never had any complaints. 865 00:35:48,076 --> 00:35:50,217 - That's because they go into shock 866 00:35:50,251 --> 00:35:51,735 After you ruptured their kidneys. 867 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:52,598 15 inches? 868 00:35:54,704 --> 00:35:56,671 - Is that like metric or something? 869 00:35:56,706 --> 00:36:01,020 - No, take your $5 foot long and add three more inches. 870 00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:02,539 - How? 871 00:36:02,574 --> 00:36:04,334 - Eh, good genes, man. 872 00:36:04,369 --> 00:36:07,855 - No, I mean like how do you walk? 873 00:36:07,889 --> 00:36:09,339 - I walk with a cane. 874 00:36:09,374 --> 00:36:10,996 - That's like a disability, man. 875 00:36:11,030 --> 00:36:13,550 - Do you know anyone who could actually take? 876 00:36:13,585 --> 00:36:16,967 - Well, I think I've just met- - No. 877 00:36:17,002 --> 00:36:19,763 - Okay, no, I guess I don't, no. 878 00:36:19,798 --> 00:36:22,214 - When was the last time you got laid? 879 00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:25,044 - You mean like with an actual person? 880 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:25,907 - Sure. 881 00:36:29,877 --> 00:36:30,809 [sobbing] 882 00:36:30,843 --> 00:36:31,672 Aww. - Aww. 883 00:36:32,604 --> 00:36:34,053 Hey, it's okay. 884 00:36:34,088 --> 00:36:35,538 - It's okay. 885 00:36:35,572 --> 00:36:37,436 It's all right, buddy, it's- 886 00:36:37,471 --> 00:36:40,198 Ah. [man sobbing] 887 00:36:41,129 --> 00:36:43,580 - That was a disaster. 888 00:36:43,615 --> 00:36:45,064 God. 889 00:36:45,099 --> 00:36:47,032 My shoulders are so tight. 890 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:47,860 - Really? 891 00:36:47,895 --> 00:36:49,345 [Chloe chuckles] 892 00:36:49,379 --> 00:36:51,381 - Sam, if you think I am in the mood after all of that, 893 00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:53,418 you've got another thing... - Shh. 894 00:36:53,452 --> 00:36:56,283 - Oh my god, never stop doing that. 895 00:36:56,317 --> 00:36:58,216 - That good, huh? - Oh, well you're not Ian but- 896 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,252 - I'll stop. - No, no, keep rubbing. 897 00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:01,080 Keep rubbing. 898 00:37:01,115 --> 00:37:03,635 Please. - Keep rubbing what? 899 00:37:03,669 --> 00:37:04,498 [Chloe sighs] 900 00:37:04,532 --> 00:37:06,603 - Keep rubbing, Cock Master. 901 00:37:06,638 --> 00:37:07,466 - Mm-hm. 902 00:37:09,572 --> 00:37:12,920 - Of the Ages, sorry, oh Cock Master of the Ages. 903 00:37:12,954 --> 00:37:14,301 - [Sam] Credit where credit is due. 904 00:37:14,335 --> 00:37:15,647 - Mm, due it is. 905 00:37:18,477 --> 00:37:20,617 [moaning] 906 00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:23,896 Condom? 907 00:37:23,931 --> 00:37:25,484 - Well I was thinking of starting with a little bit- 908 00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:27,452 - Oh you will start with, 909 00:37:27,486 --> 00:37:28,901 but the way I'm feeling tonight, 910 00:37:28,936 --> 00:37:31,387 you don't grab it now, it's not getting used. 911 00:37:31,421 --> 00:37:32,319 - [Sam] Gotcha. 912 00:37:32,353 --> 00:37:33,354 [laughing] 913 00:37:33,389 --> 00:37:34,355 I'm jumping. 914 00:37:41,051 --> 00:37:42,087 Hey, hon, question. 915 00:37:42,121 --> 00:37:43,468 - [Chloe] Ooh, I like this game. 916 00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:45,435 - No, um, I was thinking, 917 00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:46,609 when we have our thingy, 918 00:37:46,643 --> 00:37:49,853 we should probably have, like, multiple condoms, right? 919 00:37:49,888 --> 00:37:51,234 - Wait, what? 920 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,925 - Well I was thinking like I would go from 921 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,755 inside you into girl X. 922 00:37:54,789 --> 00:37:56,308 That seems a little... 923 00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:58,345 You okay with that? 924 00:37:58,379 --> 00:37:59,415 Oh, you're... 925 00:38:01,934 --> 00:38:06,076 You're going to have like actual sex with her? 926 00:38:06,111 --> 00:38:06,939 - Not... 927 00:38:08,596 --> 00:38:09,770 Was that not the idea? 928 00:38:09,804 --> 00:38:12,945 - No it was just that I assumed, um... 929 00:38:14,464 --> 00:38:16,604 So you wanna fuck her? 930 00:38:16,639 --> 00:38:18,779 - Whoa, hold on, we don't even have like a her yet. 931 00:38:18,813 --> 00:38:19,883 - No, I know, I know, I know. 932 00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:23,715 But whatever her you want to be inside of her? 933 00:38:26,787 --> 00:38:27,960 - It's a thought. 934 00:38:27,995 --> 00:38:29,341 - I mean, no, you can tell me. 935 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:31,792 Just be honest with me. I won't be mad. 936 00:38:31,826 --> 00:38:33,345 - See, I'm not entirely positive that that's true. 937 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:35,174 - No, really. Tell me. 938 00:38:43,217 --> 00:38:44,460 - Yes, I would. 939 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,325 I would like that. 940 00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:50,673 - Huh? - Oh no. 941 00:38:50,707 --> 00:38:52,191 - What? - That huh, what was that? 942 00:38:52,226 --> 00:38:53,400 - No, it's nothing. 943 00:38:53,434 --> 00:38:55,678 It's nothing, it's just... 944 00:38:55,712 --> 00:38:59,992 Okay, so whoever guy we pick, you'd let him fuck me? 945 00:39:04,859 --> 00:39:06,240 - If you wanna. 946 00:39:06,274 --> 00:39:07,241 - I mean, are you okay with that? 947 00:39:07,275 --> 00:39:09,761 - Are you? - I asked you first. 948 00:39:11,866 --> 00:39:13,420 - Look, you love me, right? 949 00:39:13,454 --> 00:39:14,248 - God, sweetie, of course. 950 00:39:14,282 --> 00:39:14,835 That's not- - No, no, no. 951 00:39:14,869 --> 00:39:15,939 I know, I know. 952 00:39:15,974 --> 00:39:18,597 It's not about being dissatisfied with each other 953 00:39:18,632 --> 00:39:20,012 or looking for love elsewhere. 954 00:39:20,047 --> 00:39:20,875 It's fun. 955 00:39:22,049 --> 00:39:22,912 - Right. 956 00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:26,087 - And so if I am the man that you love 957 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:32,404 and I feel so gay calling myself a man, 958 00:39:32,439 --> 00:39:36,408 if I'm the guy that you come home to, then yeah. 959 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,755 I'm okay with it. 960 00:39:42,690 --> 00:39:44,209 - Oh god, I think I'm going to cry. 961 00:39:44,243 --> 00:39:45,693 - Oh no. [murmuring] 962 00:39:45,728 --> 00:39:47,695 I was just kidding. What other girls? 963 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:49,870 - No, no, it's a good cry. 964 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,217 - Sorry? 965 00:40:01,813 --> 00:40:02,883 - I love you. 966 00:40:03,849 --> 00:40:05,644 - I love you, too. 967 00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:06,507 - Good. 968 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:11,823 Now come over here and fuck me silly, my Cock Master. 969 00:40:11,857 --> 00:40:13,307 - [Sam] Will my work never end. 970 00:40:13,341 --> 00:40:14,757 [laughing] 971 00:40:14,791 --> 00:40:16,206 [Sam grunts] 972 00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:17,553 [women laughing] 973 00:40:17,587 --> 00:40:18,519 - [Alex] Oh my god. 974 00:40:18,554 --> 00:40:20,314 Get this bitch another drink. 975 00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:22,558 [laughing] 976 00:40:25,802 --> 00:40:27,701 - All right. - Let's cheers to something. 977 00:40:27,735 --> 00:40:28,909 - [Chloe] What should we drink to? 978 00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:29,944 - To lost love- 979 00:40:29,979 --> 00:40:32,706 - May all men suffer horrific anal fissures. 980 00:40:32,740 --> 00:40:34,397 - Ow. - Here, here. 981 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,986 - Woo! - Ow, that kinda hurt. 982 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,989 - Hello, everybody. - Fucking man. 983 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:41,646 - Hi, baby. [chuckles] 984 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,681 - [Sam] Hi. 985 00:40:42,716 --> 00:40:43,717 - Hi. 986 00:40:43,751 --> 00:40:44,787 - What's going on? 987 00:40:44,821 --> 00:40:48,687 - Um, well, Kaitlin's a little upset about Joe. 988 00:40:49,930 --> 00:40:52,519 Has he said anything about her recently? 989 00:40:52,553 --> 00:40:55,763 - Honestly, dude, it's like a quarter and then like a penny. 990 00:40:55,798 --> 00:40:56,799 - No, not really. - Oh. 991 00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:59,042 Well you are kind of the enemy tonight. 992 00:40:59,077 --> 00:40:59,905 - Got it. 993 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:01,873 Just gonna grab my DVD and I'll- 994 00:41:01,907 --> 00:41:04,703 - Couldn't satisfy a ginger sprig. 995 00:41:09,915 --> 00:41:11,227 - Yeah, okay, so Avengers DVD? 996 00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:12,055 - [Chloe] On my desk. 997 00:41:12,090 --> 00:41:12,918 - [Sam] Thank you. 998 00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:15,645 - Hey, come have a drink with us. 999 00:41:17,578 --> 00:41:19,373 - No thank you. 1000 00:41:19,407 --> 00:41:20,408 - You are... 1001 00:41:21,927 --> 00:41:23,135 Your breed. 1002 00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:24,965 - [Esther] Oh, I love drunk Kaitlin. 1003 00:41:24,999 --> 00:41:26,345 - Yeah, I think Chloe might kick us out 1004 00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:28,520 if we get her boyfriend stabbed, though. 1005 00:41:28,555 --> 00:41:29,935 - You try to use us. 1006 00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:33,283 We are nothing but penis sheaths to you. 1007 00:41:34,146 --> 00:41:35,147 - Uh, I'm right here. 1008 00:41:35,182 --> 00:41:36,217 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? 1009 00:41:36,252 --> 00:41:38,219 You know, Chloe, be all subservient, 1010 00:41:38,254 --> 00:41:42,603 crawling around on all fours, wouldn't you? 1011 00:41:42,638 --> 00:41:43,708 - Doesn't sound awful. 1012 00:41:43,742 --> 00:41:45,503 - You try to own us! 1013 00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:48,678 But that is not enough for you. 1014 00:41:48,713 --> 00:41:51,750 Most of you want, like, two or three, 1015 00:41:53,027 --> 00:41:55,409 four of us at once and most of you 1016 00:41:55,443 --> 00:41:59,447 do not have what it takes to fuck one of us properly! 1017 00:41:59,482 --> 00:42:01,657 Get me a legion of men! 1018 00:42:01,691 --> 00:42:04,832 [upbeat, funky music] 1019 00:42:43,181 --> 00:42:46,805 - [Chloe] It's not as easy as it looks, huh? 1020 00:42:48,669 --> 00:42:51,569 - You are officially too organized for your own good. 1021 00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:52,777 Did you write hookers? 1022 00:42:52,811 --> 00:42:55,538 - Look at this point, it's at least worth talking about. 1023 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,160 - Yeah, about that. 1024 00:42:58,403 --> 00:43:01,130 - Ethnicity, skin tone, cup size. 1025 00:43:01,164 --> 00:43:02,890 I'll take care of that for you. 1026 00:43:02,925 --> 00:43:05,410 Whether or not she does anal. Yeah. 1027 00:43:05,444 --> 00:43:08,378 Price range, and then you just hit search. 1028 00:43:08,413 --> 00:43:09,517 - So it's like ordering a pizza? 1029 00:43:09,552 --> 00:43:10,346 - Yeah. 1030 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,312 - Except it's a woman. 1031 00:43:11,347 --> 00:43:12,590 - It's awesome. 1032 00:43:15,075 --> 00:43:17,905 - Click the lowest price range. 1033 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:19,355 Ah! - Oh. 1034 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:20,183 Oh, my. 1035 00:43:20,218 --> 00:43:21,081 - Jesus. 1036 00:43:21,115 --> 00:43:23,808 - You guys ordering Chinese food? 1037 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,434 - Okay. 1038 00:43:29,468 --> 00:43:31,022 Um... 1039 00:43:31,056 --> 00:43:33,645 Should we try the bars again? 1040 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,233 - Mm, no. 1041 00:43:35,267 --> 00:43:36,372 - [Chloe] Oh Sam, come on, stop it. 1042 00:43:36,406 --> 00:43:38,961 They're the same size. - They weren't before. 1043 00:43:38,995 --> 00:43:40,687 - All right, no bars. 1044 00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:45,208 Uh... 1045 00:43:47,072 --> 00:43:48,073 - We can put another ad. 1046 00:43:48,108 --> 00:43:50,973 - No, no, no more Craigslist. Those people... 1047 00:43:51,007 --> 00:43:52,008 - Scared you? - Yeah. 1048 00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:53,251 - [Sam] Eh. 1049 00:43:53,285 --> 00:43:55,771 - Do you know what yiffing is? 1050 00:44:00,292 --> 00:44:02,398 - So where does that leave us? 1051 00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,020 - Friends. 1052 00:44:04,055 --> 00:44:05,021 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1053 00:44:05,056 --> 00:44:06,229 - After Esther? 1054 00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:07,368 - Look, we just need to be smarter 1055 00:44:07,403 --> 00:44:10,130 about how we approach the topic. 1056 00:44:10,164 --> 00:44:11,510 - Okay. But who? 1057 00:44:12,511 --> 00:44:13,754 - That is the question, though, isn't it? 1058 00:44:13,789 --> 00:44:15,273 - No! [Chloe laughs] 1059 00:44:15,307 --> 00:44:16,481 - Look, you know my friends. 1060 00:44:16,515 --> 00:44:20,347 You know what you like better than I do. 1061 00:44:20,381 --> 00:44:24,040 - Look, I know you've been incredibly cool about all this, 1062 00:44:24,075 --> 00:44:25,835 but I just feel like I'm going to say one thing 1063 00:44:25,870 --> 00:44:26,871 and you're just gonna snap back hard. 1064 00:44:26,905 --> 00:44:27,734 - No, I won't. 1065 00:44:27,768 --> 00:44:29,321 And if I do, you have my permission 1066 00:44:29,356 --> 00:44:30,737 to call me a crazy bitch. 1067 00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:33,153 - Oh, that's so cute. You think I need your permission? 1068 00:44:33,187 --> 00:44:36,674 [Chloe laughs] - Okay, so, who is it? 1069 00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:37,398 Kaitlin? 1070 00:44:37,433 --> 00:44:38,434 - And most of you do not even 1071 00:44:38,468 --> 00:44:41,023 have what it takes to fuck one of properly! 1072 00:44:41,057 --> 00:44:42,645 - Okay, okay. Uh... 1073 00:44:44,026 --> 00:44:44,854 Alex? 1074 00:44:46,269 --> 00:44:47,823 - Um, she's... 1075 00:44:47,857 --> 00:44:51,205 - Hey look, I've, I've seen her dance. 1076 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,793 I'd be interested to see what that's like. 1077 00:44:52,828 --> 00:44:56,279 - Looks like a rollercoaster for my penis. 1078 00:44:56,314 --> 00:44:57,142 - So Alex? 1079 00:44:59,455 --> 00:45:02,113 - Am I in trouble? - No. 1080 00:45:02,147 --> 00:45:02,941 - You sure? 1081 00:45:02,976 --> 00:45:03,804 - Yup. 1082 00:45:06,462 --> 00:45:08,982 [kisses] 1083 00:45:09,016 --> 00:45:09,845 All right. 1084 00:45:17,887 --> 00:45:19,993 - [Alex] So let's do this. 1085 00:45:20,027 --> 00:45:21,201 - Do what? 1086 00:45:21,235 --> 00:45:23,306 - If I have to explain to you that it goes- 1087 00:45:23,341 --> 00:45:26,033 - You'll do the thing? The.. 1088 00:45:26,068 --> 00:45:26,862 - Yeah. - Us 1089 00:45:26,896 --> 00:45:28,277 - Yeah. - Oh my god. 1090 00:45:28,311 --> 00:45:29,934 - Yeah. - Oh my god, Alex, thank you. 1091 00:45:29,968 --> 00:45:32,937 Thank you! [laughing] 1092 00:45:32,971 --> 00:45:35,456 - So, so, so, so, so, 1093 00:45:35,491 --> 00:45:37,873 so sorry, but I'm very excited and... 1094 00:45:37,907 --> 00:45:39,633 - I can tell. - Mm-hm. 1095 00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:43,982 - So, when's good for you? 1096 00:45:44,017 --> 00:45:46,951 - How about tomorrow night? 1097 00:45:46,985 --> 00:45:48,297 - Oh. - That works for me. 1098 00:45:48,331 --> 00:45:49,194 [laughing] 1099 00:45:49,229 --> 00:45:50,092 - Mm-hm. 1100 00:45:50,126 --> 00:45:51,852 All right, then. 1101 00:45:51,887 --> 00:45:53,164 Right, okay. 1102 00:45:53,198 --> 00:45:55,511 Maybe drinks, um, six? 1103 00:45:55,545 --> 00:45:57,030 Maybe like somewhere in like Union Square- 1104 00:45:57,064 --> 00:45:59,377 - Wining and dining a threesome? 1105 00:45:59,411 --> 00:46:00,619 This one's a keeper, Chloe. 1106 00:46:00,654 --> 00:46:01,759 - Mm, I know. 1107 00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:03,830 [laughing] 1108 00:46:03,864 --> 00:46:05,038 - Let's go get food. 1109 00:46:05,072 --> 00:46:05,970 - Okay. - Food. 1110 00:46:06,004 --> 00:46:06,902 - Threesomes and food! 1111 00:46:06,936 --> 00:46:08,248 Threesomes! 1112 00:46:08,282 --> 00:46:09,387 - We got her. 1113 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,081 [laughing] 1114 00:46:14,116 --> 00:46:15,117 - [Alex] What about the old guy 1115 00:46:15,151 --> 00:46:16,704 sitting at the other table? 1116 00:46:16,739 --> 00:46:17,809 He was like what is going on? 1117 00:46:17,844 --> 00:46:19,742 - Dude, oh my god. 1118 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,675 I thought he was going to choke on his biscuit. 1119 00:46:21,709 --> 00:46:24,126 [laughing] 1120 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,437 - Right? Maybe he might have a heart attack. 1121 00:46:25,472 --> 00:46:26,300 - Yeah, no. 1122 00:46:26,335 --> 00:46:27,336 - Oh, I'd feel really bad then. 1123 00:46:27,370 --> 00:46:29,959 - That would have been bad. - Yeah. 1124 00:46:29,994 --> 00:46:33,411 - How funny would it have been if he died? 1125 00:46:33,445 --> 00:46:34,722 [awkward chuckling] 1126 00:46:34,757 --> 00:46:35,965 - So anyway. - So I'm just gonna 1127 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,829 take off my socks. [laughing] 1128 00:46:37,864 --> 00:46:39,072 - Keep 'em on. 1129 00:46:39,106 --> 00:46:43,766 - They're not, trust me, I've learned that the hard way. 1130 00:46:46,562 --> 00:46:48,806 - All right, uh... 1131 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,430 So, I don't know how this all is supposed to start. 1132 00:46:52,464 --> 00:46:53,638 - Who knew that awkwardness 1133 00:46:53,672 --> 00:46:55,364 was a sexually transmitted disease? 1134 00:46:55,398 --> 00:46:56,227 [Sam laughs] 1135 00:46:56,261 --> 00:46:57,849 - Hey. [laughing] 1136 00:46:57,884 --> 00:47:01,542 - You're awkward. [laughing] 1137 00:47:03,648 --> 00:47:07,031 - Oh, you've done this before. Uh... 1138 00:47:07,065 --> 00:47:08,480 How do we get going? 1139 00:47:08,515 --> 00:47:12,036 - All right, well, you can fetch me a beer. 1140 00:47:13,451 --> 00:47:16,730 Us girls will make ourselves comfortable. 1141 00:47:16,764 --> 00:47:18,283 - Okay. 1142 00:47:18,318 --> 00:47:20,251 I will get you beer 1143 00:47:20,285 --> 00:47:25,256 and you will not lock the door on me when I leave the room? 1144 00:47:25,394 --> 00:47:27,672 [laughing] 1145 00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:36,612 [laughing] [indistinct whispering] 1146 00:47:39,442 --> 00:47:41,375 Okay, so there was one. 1147 00:47:43,205 --> 00:47:44,551 - Ah. - Wow. 1148 00:47:44,585 --> 00:47:47,381 - Really sprung for the high quality stuff I see. 1149 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:49,176 - Got your high quality stuff right here. 1150 00:47:49,211 --> 00:47:50,005 - Mm. - Oh. 1151 00:47:50,971 --> 00:47:52,524 - Look at the sudden confidence. 1152 00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:53,387 - I know. 1153 00:47:54,492 --> 00:47:55,838 - Yeah. 1154 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:56,874 - And there it goes. 1155 00:47:56,908 --> 00:47:58,047 - I... - There it went. 1156 00:47:58,082 --> 00:48:00,567 - No, don't come out just yet. 1157 00:48:04,674 --> 00:48:06,331 [sensual jazz music] 1158 00:48:06,366 --> 00:48:08,920 - So we were thinking, 1159 00:48:08,955 --> 00:48:11,992 we thought you were so sweet treating us to a night out, 1160 00:48:12,027 --> 00:48:15,754 we just had to do a little something for you. 1161 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,619 - [Sam] Suck me in. 1162 00:48:18,654 --> 00:48:20,621 - What? - Nothing. 1163 00:48:20,656 --> 00:48:21,968 [claps] 1164 00:48:22,002 --> 00:48:24,902 Proceed. [laughing] 1165 00:48:25,764 --> 00:48:30,735 [sensual jazz music] [giggling] 1166 00:48:56,795 --> 00:49:00,213 [upbeat marching music] [laughing] 1167 00:49:00,247 --> 00:49:01,766 - What? 1168 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,043 - Fucking jingles. 1169 00:49:03,078 --> 00:49:04,562 I'm sorry, I'll fig- 1170 00:49:04,596 --> 00:49:06,564 - [Alex] Oh, do nothing. 1171 00:49:07,496 --> 00:49:10,809 [upbeat marching music] 1172 00:49:18,265 --> 00:49:20,509 [laughing] 1173 00:49:23,753 --> 00:49:25,790 [snoring] [birds chirping] 1174 00:49:25,824 --> 00:49:26,964 - Oh, oh babe. 1175 00:49:29,173 --> 00:49:32,245 [Joe groans] 1176 00:49:32,279 --> 00:49:35,351 - Dude, why are you wearing my pants? 1177 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:38,803 - Ladies. 1178 00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:42,427 Please, not so loud. 1179 00:49:42,462 --> 00:49:43,808 - Oh, my bad, man. 1180 00:49:43,842 --> 00:49:45,844 There was totally room on the bed for you. 1181 00:49:45,879 --> 00:49:48,088 - Oh, that would've been nice. 1182 00:49:48,123 --> 00:49:51,505 - [Joe] Yeah. Hindsight 20/20. 1183 00:49:52,610 --> 00:49:55,509 [Ian grunts] 1184 00:49:55,544 --> 00:49:59,686 - What the fuck did Sam just send me a picture of? 1185 00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:02,827 - Oh my god! - Holy shit! 1186 00:50:02,861 --> 00:50:04,760 - Oh, Jesus! - Yeah! 1187 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:05,657 - That's actually not a bad shot. 1188 00:50:05,692 --> 00:50:06,693 - Oh my god! 1189 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,802 - You cocky bastard. 1190 00:50:12,837 --> 00:50:14,977 - Hey, don't playa hate. 1191 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:15,943 Appreciate. 1192 00:50:17,048 --> 00:50:19,085 - [Ian] Will you drink all of this and die? 1193 00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:20,776 - Oh, so what'd you do today 1194 00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:23,951 besides not wear the belt, obviously? 1195 00:50:23,986 --> 00:50:26,678 - Well, I actually had a pretty slow day today. 1196 00:50:26,713 --> 00:50:30,165 I got home early from work, watched some TV, 1197 00:50:30,199 --> 00:50:31,959 made myself a drink, 1198 00:50:31,994 --> 00:50:33,823 jerked off thinking about your threeway- 1199 00:50:33,858 --> 00:50:35,170 - That'll happen. 1200 00:50:35,204 --> 00:50:37,413 - Uh, I made another drink. 1201 00:50:37,448 --> 00:50:40,830 I jerked off thinking about banging Chloe by myself 1202 00:50:40,865 --> 00:50:43,971 on top of a mountain while you cry in a corner you fuck. 1203 00:50:44,006 --> 00:50:44,696 - That's elaborate. 1204 00:50:44,731 --> 00:50:45,697 [Ian sighs] 1205 00:50:45,732 --> 00:50:47,941 - Had another drink and then you came home 1206 00:50:47,975 --> 00:50:49,253 and ruined everything. 1207 00:50:49,287 --> 00:50:50,461 [laughing] 1208 00:50:50,495 --> 00:50:51,669 - Jerked off twice, huh? 1209 00:50:51,703 --> 00:50:54,396 - Yeah. It was a pretty slow day. 1210 00:50:55,914 --> 00:50:57,295 Dude, by the way, you've got to give you some details 1211 00:50:57,330 --> 00:50:58,607 on how that went down. 1212 00:50:58,641 --> 00:51:00,816 - I have to do no such thing. 1213 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,163 - Oh, um, that's fine. 1214 00:51:03,198 --> 00:51:06,753 I can just ask Chloe about it when she gets here. 1215 00:51:06,787 --> 00:51:08,030 - Come again for big fudge? 1216 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,653 - I kind of invited Chloe to hang out 1217 00:51:10,688 --> 00:51:12,414 with us tonight for drinks. 1218 00:51:12,448 --> 00:51:15,348 You should probably not act surprised when she gets here. 1219 00:51:15,382 --> 00:51:16,935 That would make my invites seem a little weird. 1220 00:51:16,970 --> 00:51:17,971 - That is weird. 1221 00:51:18,005 --> 00:51:19,283 Would you stop trying to fuck my girlfriend? 1222 00:51:19,317 --> 00:51:22,079 - Oh, you still think you can stop this from happening? 1223 00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:25,151 You are so cute. Drink up, buttercup. 1224 00:51:26,462 --> 00:51:28,706 - [Sam] I hate that I can't tell if you're kidding. 1225 00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:30,811 - Not kidding at all. 1226 00:51:30,846 --> 00:51:31,674 - Okay, fine. 1227 00:51:31,709 --> 00:51:33,642 So, hypothetically- - Yeah? 1228 00:51:33,676 --> 00:51:35,471 - If I were to give you details, 1229 00:51:35,506 --> 00:51:38,957 would you stop trying to fuck my girlfriend? 1230 00:51:38,992 --> 00:51:42,892 - I promise to try not to say anything out loud 1231 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,449 about banging that sweet poon for the rest of the night. 1232 00:51:47,483 --> 00:51:49,520 [phone pings] 1233 00:51:49,554 --> 00:51:50,348 Is that her? 1234 00:51:50,383 --> 00:51:51,349 - Okay. 1235 00:51:51,384 --> 00:51:52,212 Fine. 1236 00:51:54,525 --> 00:51:55,319 What do you want to know? 1237 00:51:55,353 --> 00:51:56,837 - Dude, I want to know everything! 1238 00:51:56,872 --> 00:51:59,875 I want to know, I want to know the fucking details. 1239 00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:02,636 I want to know the nitty gritty titty of it. 1240 00:52:02,671 --> 00:52:05,570 I want to know who went down on who, 1241 00:52:06,537 --> 00:52:08,539 did Alex stick her finger in your ass, 1242 00:52:08,573 --> 00:52:11,404 did Chloe lap the cum off of Alex's tits? 1243 00:52:11,438 --> 00:52:13,268 - Jesus Christ. - Like a naughty little puppy? 1244 00:52:13,302 --> 00:52:14,855 - Dude, I'm too sober for this shit. 1245 00:52:14,890 --> 00:52:16,409 - We can fix that, son! 1246 00:52:16,443 --> 00:52:17,548 - Not, no. 1247 00:52:17,582 --> 00:52:18,411 - Yes! 1248 00:52:18,445 --> 00:52:19,412 - No. - Okay. 1249 00:52:20,447 --> 00:52:22,484 So you get back to Chloe's place 1250 00:52:22,518 --> 00:52:24,624 and they just start, what, going at it? 1251 00:52:24,658 --> 00:52:26,419 Were you les-merized? 1252 00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:36,636 - Yep, yep, I'm gonna need another drink. 1253 00:52:36,670 --> 00:52:37,499 - Come up? 1254 00:52:38,569 --> 00:52:39,363 - Low. 1255 00:52:39,397 --> 00:52:40,398 - Oh. 1256 00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:41,503 - Oh! - Oh! 1257 00:52:41,537 --> 00:52:42,814 - No, no, no, no. - Son of a bitch! 1258 00:52:42,849 --> 00:52:45,127 - Aces are low, aces are low! - Bullshit. 1259 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,024 Ace up your sleeve. 1260 00:52:46,059 --> 00:52:47,785 - No, no, no. - Ah! 1261 00:52:47,819 --> 00:52:48,889 Put it in you mouth. 1262 00:52:48,924 --> 00:52:52,721 ♪ Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot ♪ 1263 00:52:52,755 --> 00:52:53,687 - Shot. - Come on. 1264 00:52:53,722 --> 00:52:55,137 - Do it. - Gentlemen. 1265 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,138 - Oh! 1266 00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:57,381 - And she downs it like a champ. 1267 00:52:57,415 --> 00:53:00,591 - Slurps it up and it's all over her face. 1268 00:53:00,625 --> 00:53:04,319 Yeah, yeah. [laughing] 1269 00:53:04,353 --> 00:53:05,285 - Pinkie up, motherfucker. - What did I say 1270 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,184 about throwing it at my face afterwards. 1271 00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:08,426 What did I say? 1272 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:12,982 - Do you think we should tell him 1273 00:53:13,017 --> 00:53:14,846 that you can't light a vodka shot? 1274 00:53:14,881 --> 00:53:16,262 - Well the guy's gotta learn for himself. 1275 00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:17,228 - Fuck! 1276 00:53:17,263 --> 00:53:18,091 My eye, bro! 1277 00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:20,852 Oh, goddammit. [laughing] 1278 00:53:20,887 --> 00:53:23,993 - And so then, Dr. Kipliner was all like, fuck, 1279 00:53:24,028 --> 00:53:26,133 you know Chloe, you should just fucking do that 1280 00:53:26,168 --> 00:53:27,100 instead of the different way. 1281 00:53:27,134 --> 00:53:29,689 You shouldn't do it that way- - It's okay. 1282 00:53:29,723 --> 00:53:32,588 - Oh my god, never stop doing that. 1283 00:53:34,590 --> 00:53:35,419 Oh. 1284 00:53:38,111 --> 00:53:40,872 [kissing] 1285 00:53:40,907 --> 00:53:43,220 [chuckling] 1286 00:53:47,327 --> 00:53:49,467 [kissing] 1287 00:54:42,209 --> 00:54:44,419 [laughing] 1288 00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:51,046 [slaps] [Chloe laughs] 1289 00:54:52,841 --> 00:54:54,532 [kissing] 1290 00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:56,603 - [Ian] Fuck this. 1291 00:54:56,638 --> 00:54:58,812 [kissing] 1292 00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:09,064 [Chloe giggles] 1293 00:55:10,755 --> 00:55:12,101 Oh shit. [Chloe laughs] 1294 00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:12,964 Okay. 1295 00:55:19,592 --> 00:55:24,562 [kissing] [heavy breathing] 1296 00:55:25,770 --> 00:55:30,188 [moaning] [grunting] 1297 00:55:50,899 --> 00:55:55,248 [panting] [moaning] 1298 00:56:13,646 --> 00:56:14,440 Hey buddy. 1299 00:56:16,683 --> 00:56:18,305 You want some bacon? 1300 00:56:19,341 --> 00:56:20,307 How about some sausage? 1301 00:56:20,342 --> 00:56:21,412 What? - What are you doing? 1302 00:56:21,447 --> 00:56:22,275 - What? - What are you doing? 1303 00:56:22,309 --> 00:56:25,243 - Yo, I'm making eggs, motherfucker. 1304 00:56:25,278 --> 00:56:27,729 Speaking of which, before I forget, 1305 00:56:27,763 --> 00:56:30,525 banged your girlfriend, right? 1306 00:56:30,559 --> 00:56:33,459 Yeah, I did a little bit of this, a little bit of that. 1307 00:56:33,493 --> 00:56:35,426 [laughs] 1308 00:56:35,461 --> 00:56:36,600 Ooh. 1309 00:56:36,634 --> 00:56:37,704 [laughs] 1310 00:56:37,739 --> 00:56:40,880 Where is our lovely lady this morning? 1311 00:56:42,847 --> 00:56:44,435 Sammy? - Hm? 1312 00:56:44,470 --> 00:56:47,300 - Where's Chloe? - Asleep, I think. 1313 00:56:48,335 --> 00:56:52,029 - Not wrong. [chuckles] 1314 00:56:52,063 --> 00:56:53,237 Morning, baby. 1315 00:56:56,861 --> 00:56:58,484 - [Ian] Your eggs, milady. 1316 00:56:58,518 --> 00:57:00,727 - Oh my, and he cooks, too. 1317 00:57:01,659 --> 00:57:03,316 [laughing] 1318 00:57:03,350 --> 00:57:06,940 Oh, we should probably keep him around more often, huh? 1319 00:57:06,975 --> 00:57:08,839 What's the matter? You look a little out of sorts. 1320 00:57:08,873 --> 00:57:09,702 [Sam groans] 1321 00:57:09,736 --> 00:57:11,324 Oh my God. These eggs are amazing. 1322 00:57:11,358 --> 00:57:13,568 - [Ian] Right? Italian dressing and seasoned salt. 1323 00:57:13,602 --> 00:57:14,707 That's all it is. - Get out! 1324 00:57:14,741 --> 00:57:15,604 - [Ian] Nope, swear to god. 1325 00:57:15,639 --> 00:57:17,157 My mom's do the Italian dressing thing 1326 00:57:17,192 --> 00:57:19,194 when I was a kid and then I just made eggs 1327 00:57:19,228 --> 00:57:21,403 so many mornings and I messed around with the seasonings. 1328 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,473 Seasoned salt nails it. 1329 00:57:22,508 --> 00:57:23,716 - [Chloe] I really think you're on to something. 1330 00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:25,476 This is really, really good. - Yeah, it really brings out- 1331 00:57:25,511 --> 00:57:27,444 [hits] 1332 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,519 [birds chirping in the distance] 1333 00:57:43,149 --> 00:57:44,461 - What happened? 1334 00:57:47,015 --> 00:57:48,637 - Nothing. - Nothing? 1335 00:57:51,882 --> 00:57:53,677 Sam, you just punched your best friend in the face. 1336 00:57:53,711 --> 00:57:55,023 - He's not my best friend. - Since when? 1337 00:57:55,057 --> 00:57:57,681 - Since he fucked my girlfriend. 1338 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:00,787 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1339 00:58:00,822 --> 00:58:01,823 - What? - Don't do this. 1340 00:58:01,857 --> 00:58:02,824 - What? - Don't do this. 1341 00:58:02,858 --> 00:58:04,342 - What is this? - Please don't do this. 1342 00:58:04,377 --> 00:58:05,378 - Don't? What is this? 1343 00:58:05,412 --> 00:58:06,931 - Get mad. Get weird. 1344 00:58:06,966 --> 00:58:08,208 Don't. 1345 00:58:08,243 --> 00:58:09,071 Please? 1346 00:58:13,869 --> 00:58:16,182 - How could you do this? 1347 00:58:16,216 --> 00:58:17,873 How could you do this to me? - Do what to you? 1348 00:58:17,908 --> 00:58:21,498 - Fuck my best friend. - We did it together, Sam. 1349 00:58:21,532 --> 00:58:23,879 - Did you like him more than me? 1350 00:58:23,914 --> 00:58:25,571 You can't just say no? - That is not the point. 1351 00:58:25,605 --> 00:58:29,333 - What is the point? - I'm not doing this! 1352 00:58:29,367 --> 00:58:31,818 You want to fight me? That's too bad. 1353 00:58:31,853 --> 00:58:33,199 I'm not stooping to your level. 1354 00:58:33,233 --> 00:58:36,098 Oh? Oh you can't stoop to my level? 1355 00:58:38,687 --> 00:58:41,587 - Sam, this was supposed to be fun. 1356 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,037 It was, it was fun. 1357 00:58:44,072 --> 00:58:45,383 It was something that we could give each other 1358 00:58:45,418 --> 00:58:46,971 and it was something that would bring us closer together. 1359 00:58:47,006 --> 00:58:49,836 - Yeah, you and Ian are plenty close now. 1360 00:58:49,871 --> 00:58:52,080 - So are you and Alex. - That's different. 1361 00:58:52,114 --> 00:58:53,668 - Seriously? 1362 00:58:53,702 --> 00:58:54,703 How? 1363 00:58:54,738 --> 00:58:56,981 Because I understood what this was and you forgot? 1364 00:58:57,016 --> 00:58:59,881 - Because it's- - What, what? 1365 00:58:59,915 --> 00:59:03,505 - Because it- - You don't even know, do you? 1366 00:59:08,855 --> 00:59:12,652 Wait, wait, wait, Sam, Sam, look at me. 1367 00:59:12,687 --> 00:59:17,657 Look at me the way you did before last night, please just, 1368 00:59:17,968 --> 00:59:20,522 look at me the way you used to. 1369 00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:24,526 Wait, Sam. 1370 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:25,976 Sam, this is what we said we wanted. 1371 00:59:26,010 --> 00:59:26,839 Sam! 1372 00:59:36,158 --> 00:59:39,506 [soft, emotional music] 1373 01:00:19,926 --> 01:00:22,998 - [Esther] If he can't handle it, that's his problem. 1374 01:00:23,033 --> 01:00:26,243 - I know, you're right. I mean, totally right. 1375 01:00:26,277 --> 01:00:30,178 It is absolutely 100% his problem. 1376 01:00:30,212 --> 01:00:31,041 - But? 1377 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,771 - Why am I the one in fucking misery? 1378 01:00:36,805 --> 01:00:39,118 [knocking] 1379 01:00:40,878 --> 01:00:41,672 - Sam. 1380 01:00:41,707 --> 01:00:42,535 Hey you. 1381 01:00:43,812 --> 01:00:45,055 Uh... 1382 01:00:45,089 --> 01:00:46,332 What's going on? 1383 01:00:46,366 --> 01:00:48,368 - It's a whole... 1384 01:00:48,403 --> 01:00:51,958 Joe, why aren't you wearing any pants? 1385 01:00:51,993 --> 01:00:54,098 - A ghost took 'em. 1386 01:00:54,133 --> 01:00:55,686 - Hi, honey. 1387 01:00:55,721 --> 01:00:57,308 Who is it? 1388 01:00:57,343 --> 01:00:58,965 Hey Sam. 1389 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,242 - Huh. 1390 01:01:00,277 --> 01:01:03,280 Okay, look, I'm having a really rough night 1391 01:01:03,314 --> 01:01:05,282 and I really need a place to stay 1392 01:01:05,316 --> 01:01:06,939 and I don't know where Taylor is. 1393 01:01:06,973 --> 01:01:10,045 I tried calling him, but it's just... 1394 01:01:11,115 --> 01:01:12,289 - Oh, hey man. 1395 01:01:14,878 --> 01:01:17,121 [Kaitlin chuckles] 1396 01:01:17,156 --> 01:01:18,433 [Sam scoffs] 1397 01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:19,917 Hey man, where are you going? 1398 01:01:19,952 --> 01:01:22,161 Come on, you just got here, 1399 01:01:23,127 --> 01:01:24,335 - Oh? 1400 01:01:24,370 --> 01:01:26,199 - Yeah, you should be angry. 1401 01:01:26,234 --> 01:01:27,718 - I know. - No, you should be pissed. 1402 01:01:27,753 --> 01:01:30,894 - Yeah, I know. - well then why aren't you? 1403 01:01:30,928 --> 01:01:33,690 - Because that doesn't get me what I want. 1404 01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:34,552 - What? 1405 01:01:35,864 --> 01:01:39,868 - Look, you know, if I wanted to make him feel guilty, 1406 01:01:39,903 --> 01:01:43,285 if I want to, to, you know, chew him out, 1407 01:01:44,493 --> 01:01:47,220 if I wanted to make him melt into a pile 1408 01:01:47,255 --> 01:01:50,327 of self-doubting goo and make him feel so shitty 1409 01:01:50,361 --> 01:01:51,431 that he'd never had the nerve 1410 01:01:51,466 --> 01:01:56,436 to talk to another woman again, I would, and I could, 1411 01:01:56,643 --> 01:01:59,957 I mean, I could attack every insecurity, 1412 01:02:01,890 --> 01:02:04,928 every doubt, every sore topic, but... 1413 01:02:08,690 --> 01:02:10,140 I don't want that. 1414 01:02:12,038 --> 01:02:15,283 You know, I, I just want us to be okay. 1415 01:02:17,457 --> 01:02:19,459 I want him to come back. 1416 01:02:20,322 --> 01:02:22,600 [knocking] 1417 01:02:26,881 --> 01:02:27,709 - Hey. 1418 01:02:28,606 --> 01:02:29,435 - Hey. 1419 01:02:30,436 --> 01:02:32,265 Can I come in? 1420 01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:34,681 - No, you have to stand in the hallway. 1421 01:02:34,716 --> 01:02:36,304 - Oh, um- [Alex laughs] 1422 01:02:36,338 --> 01:02:38,478 - Come in, Dorkimus Prime. 1423 01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:44,519 [Sam mimics robotic whooshing] [Alex laughs] 1424 01:02:45,106 --> 01:02:48,765 - [Sam] Wow, your apartment is very salmony. 1425 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,767 - Thanks. 1426 01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:52,147 - [Sam] You're welcome. 1427 01:02:52,182 --> 01:02:55,772 - So what brings you to my neck of the woods? 1428 01:02:55,806 --> 01:02:58,705 Your phone call was a tad dramatic. 1429 01:03:01,122 --> 01:03:02,157 - Yeah, um... 1430 01:03:03,296 --> 01:03:05,782 Me and Chloe kind of had a fight. 1431 01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:06,644 - Shit. 1432 01:03:07,645 --> 01:03:09,958 Was it about me and the thing? 1433 01:03:09,993 --> 01:03:11,235 - Kind of, but not. 1434 01:03:11,270 --> 01:03:15,584 It's, I don't really want to talk about it, so, yay. 1435 01:03:17,276 --> 01:03:18,587 - [Alex] You come into my apartment 1436 01:03:18,622 --> 01:03:20,797 in the middle of the night because you and Chloe had a fight 1437 01:03:20,831 --> 01:03:22,419 and you don't wish to discuss it? 1438 01:03:22,453 --> 01:03:23,938 - That is correct. 1439 01:03:30,392 --> 01:03:31,808 - How about now? 1440 01:03:33,775 --> 01:03:35,846 - [Esther] I'll get that. 1441 01:03:40,195 --> 01:03:41,196 - Hey, man. 1442 01:03:42,542 --> 01:03:43,543 Can we talk? 1443 01:03:50,585 --> 01:03:51,413 - Sure. 1444 01:03:53,519 --> 01:03:56,004 - I will leave you guys alone. 1445 01:03:59,076 --> 01:04:00,526 [laughing] 1446 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,977 - Ooh, so you let Ian fuck your girlfriend. 1447 01:04:03,011 --> 01:04:04,979 - I wouldn't say let Ian fuck my girlfriend. 1448 01:04:05,013 --> 01:04:06,463 - [Alex] Did you tell him not to? 1449 01:04:06,497 --> 01:04:08,258 - No. - Was it his idea? 1450 01:04:08,292 --> 01:04:09,984 - Kinda. - Kinda how? 1451 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,954 - Okay, technically me and Chloe started it, but still it's- 1452 01:04:14,989 --> 01:04:16,680 - How is that not you just letting him? 1453 01:04:16,714 --> 01:04:18,164 - [Sam] Well I didn't say step right up 1454 01:04:18,199 --> 01:04:19,752 to my girlfriend's vagina. 1455 01:04:19,786 --> 01:04:21,064 Two balls for three dollars. 1456 01:04:21,098 --> 01:04:22,479 Old tickers, old tickers. 1457 01:04:22,513 --> 01:04:24,274 - Right, but Chloe didn't say step right up 1458 01:04:24,308 --> 01:04:26,793 to my boyfriend's penis. 1459 01:04:26,828 --> 01:04:30,452 Not the first time, anyway. [laughing] 1460 01:04:30,487 --> 01:04:32,247 - It's different. 1461 01:04:32,282 --> 01:04:33,145 - How? 1462 01:04:33,179 --> 01:04:34,008 - It... 1463 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:36,424 Okay. 1464 01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:39,530 So, like, when you and me, rah-ha-ha, 1465 01:04:42,257 --> 01:04:44,811 it didn't mean anything, right? 1466 01:04:47,607 --> 01:04:48,712 - I don't know. 1467 01:04:48,746 --> 01:04:49,816 - Oh you don't? Okay, who would know? 1468 01:04:49,851 --> 01:04:51,094 [laughing] I could call them. 1469 01:04:51,128 --> 01:04:52,405 Or text them. It's the future. 1470 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,510 I'll text them. Ow. 1471 01:04:53,544 --> 01:04:56,133 - You're cute. [Sam growls] 1472 01:04:56,168 --> 01:04:57,445 [laughing] 1473 01:04:57,479 --> 01:04:59,033 - Thank you. 1474 01:04:59,067 --> 01:05:00,551 But no, seriously, so like it didn't 1475 01:05:00,586 --> 01:05:03,071 mean anything for you, right? 1476 01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:06,074 - This is a bad idea. 1477 01:05:13,081 --> 01:05:15,083 - I'm sorry Sam hit you. 1478 01:05:15,118 --> 01:05:16,429 - So is my face. 1479 01:05:18,017 --> 01:05:20,709 Luckily he's a bit of a pussy, so. 1480 01:05:20,744 --> 01:05:23,885 - Really? Because it looks pretty bad. 1481 01:05:25,128 --> 01:05:27,475 - I mean, I can't see any color out of that eye, but- 1482 01:05:27,509 --> 01:05:28,821 - What? - Totally had worse. 1483 01:05:28,855 --> 01:05:31,306 - Ian, you need to go to a hospital. 1484 01:05:31,341 --> 01:05:33,205 - Right, the hospital. 1485 01:05:33,239 --> 01:05:36,173 You know how when you're gainfully employed, 1486 01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:37,692 you should probably, I don't know, 1487 01:05:37,726 --> 01:05:39,901 get some health insurance? 1488 01:05:40,729 --> 01:05:41,592 - You idiot. 1489 01:05:41,627 --> 01:05:42,939 [Ian chuckles] 1490 01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:43,905 - Yeah. 1491 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,080 - Let me get you some ice. 1492 01:05:48,772 --> 01:05:49,980 - Much obliged. 1493 01:05:53,225 --> 01:05:57,125 I haven't been back to the apartment yet, so... 1494 01:06:01,164 --> 01:06:02,613 Oh. 1495 01:06:02,648 --> 01:06:05,927 - Sorry. [Ian grumbles] 1496 01:06:18,043 --> 01:06:20,528 [Chloe sighs] 1497 01:06:25,119 --> 01:06:26,189 - What? 1498 01:06:26,223 --> 01:06:27,984 - What was it to you? 1499 01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:29,778 - Fun. 1500 01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:32,022 - Nothing more? 1501 01:06:38,270 --> 01:06:40,927 [Alex chuckles] 1502 01:06:43,102 --> 01:06:44,414 - Nope. 1503 01:06:44,448 --> 01:06:45,277 Nope. 1504 01:06:46,519 --> 01:06:47,900 No. 1505 01:06:47,934 --> 01:06:49,488 - [Alex] Oh. 1506 01:06:49,522 --> 01:06:50,523 - Oh my god. 1507 01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:55,011 I'm sorry. 1508 01:06:58,945 --> 01:07:00,188 You okay? 1509 01:07:00,223 --> 01:07:01,362 - Mm-hm, fine. 1510 01:07:07,747 --> 01:07:10,405 I guess it didn't mean anything. 1511 01:07:13,788 --> 01:07:16,204 - Look, we said going into it that- 1512 01:07:16,239 --> 01:07:17,033 - I know. 1513 01:07:18,862 --> 01:07:20,726 Don't worry about it, doesn't matter. 1514 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:21,589 - Sorry. 1515 01:07:23,970 --> 01:07:26,456 [Alex scoffs] 1516 01:07:28,009 --> 01:07:29,355 - That was really stupid. 1517 01:07:29,390 --> 01:07:32,151 - No, no it wasn't. It was... 1518 01:07:32,186 --> 01:07:34,567 [sighs] Shit. 1519 01:07:34,602 --> 01:07:36,397 - Wow, okay, so new topic. 1520 01:07:36,431 --> 01:07:41,402 Um [chuckles] uh, why the fuck are you so upset? 1521 01:07:43,783 --> 01:07:44,681 - What? 1522 01:07:44,715 --> 01:07:46,407 - Oh my god. You're a fucking goldfish. 1523 01:07:46,441 --> 01:07:47,580 Chloe. 1524 01:07:47,615 --> 01:07:51,274 - Yeah, look, it's complicated, okay? 1525 01:07:51,308 --> 01:07:52,758 - No it's not. - Yeah, it is. 1526 01:07:52,792 --> 01:07:54,760 Because of the- - What, you think this was 1527 01:07:54,794 --> 01:07:57,625 part of Chloe's, like, big diabolical plan. 1528 01:07:57,659 --> 01:07:59,178 Like string you along for three years 1529 01:07:59,213 --> 01:08:01,767 and then leave you after one night of drunken sex, really? 1530 01:08:01,801 --> 01:08:03,286 - [Sam] I never said she planned anything. 1531 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,529 - Then what are you saying? 1532 01:08:05,564 --> 01:08:07,221 - It's Ian. - He's your best friend. 1533 01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:08,567 - Yeah, and a complete man-whore. 1534 01:08:08,601 --> 01:08:09,844 - [Alex] He wouldn't try to steal Chloe. 1535 01:08:09,878 --> 01:08:11,052 - I'm not saying you would try. 1536 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,261 I'm just saying- - What are you say... 1537 01:08:13,296 --> 01:08:14,090 - It's Ian. 1538 01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:15,125 He does massage. - Oh my god. 1539 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,853 - And he gets girls and he speaks Esperanto. 1540 01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:21,096 - [Alex] You've got to be kidding me. 1541 01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:23,064 - Is it that hard to believe? 1542 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,549 - That a girl you loved walks out on you 1543 01:08:25,584 --> 01:08:27,585 because you had a threeway with your friend? 1544 01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:29,208 Yeah, it's pretty fuckin' far-fetched. 1545 01:08:29,243 --> 01:08:31,762 She loves you. - I know she does. 1546 01:08:31,797 --> 01:08:32,969 - So? - So what? 1547 01:08:33,005 --> 01:08:33,902 - Am I hot? 1548 01:08:33,937 --> 01:08:34,938 - What? 1549 01:08:34,971 --> 01:08:38,872 - Like objectively, would you like to tap this? 1550 01:08:40,149 --> 01:08:41,117 - Sure. 1551 01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:42,394 - [Alex] So why aren't we humping right now? 1552 01:08:42,428 --> 01:08:44,154 - Because I love Chloe. 1553 01:08:44,189 --> 01:08:45,568 - Exactly! 1554 01:08:45,603 --> 01:08:47,226 So what's the fucking difference? 1555 01:08:47,261 --> 01:08:48,227 - It's Chloe. 1556 01:08:49,193 --> 01:08:52,749 She's smart and sexy and funny and ghosts. 1557 01:08:54,544 --> 01:08:56,822 She makes origami ghosts 1558 01:08:56,856 --> 01:08:58,064 and she hangs them from above the bed 1559 01:08:58,099 --> 01:09:02,103 and they're like meh, and she's difficult 1560 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,069 in the best possible way. 1561 01:09:04,104 --> 01:09:05,244 Just trying to get her to watch a movie 1562 01:09:05,279 --> 01:09:07,384 that I want to watch is an adventure in and of itself, 1563 01:09:07,419 --> 01:09:09,317 but that's an adventure that I want to take. 1564 01:09:09,352 --> 01:09:11,250 She snores like a Wildebeest 1565 01:09:11,285 --> 01:09:14,184 and she farts like you would not believe, 1566 01:09:14,219 --> 01:09:16,944 but I still want to spend every waking minute 1567 01:09:16,979 --> 01:09:20,017 with that smelly, loud hunk of woman. 1568 01:09:21,328 --> 01:09:23,124 She's everything. 1569 01:09:23,158 --> 01:09:24,711 - And what are you? 1570 01:09:26,264 --> 01:09:27,749 - What do you mean? 1571 01:09:28,853 --> 01:09:30,925 - You can never cheat on her 'cause you love her 1572 01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:33,685 'cause she's so amazing and even though 1573 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,379 she told you she loved you a zillion and a half times, 1574 01:09:36,413 --> 01:09:37,897 you don't believe her. 1575 01:09:37,932 --> 01:09:40,210 You don't think anyone, you don't think you deserve 1576 01:09:40,245 --> 01:09:42,143 her or anyone really. 1577 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,006 You put her on this pedestal 1578 01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:45,559 and in your pathetic fucking mind, 1579 01:09:45,594 --> 01:09:47,183 it's only a matter of time before she leaves 1580 01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:48,494 and you think this is it. 1581 01:09:48,529 --> 01:09:50,702 Now that she's tasted Ian, that it's all over. 1582 01:09:50,737 --> 01:09:51,808 - No it's- - And you know what? 1583 01:09:51,842 --> 01:09:56,121 If you keep thinking that, you'll actually be right. 1584 01:10:03,059 --> 01:10:04,061 - Oh my god. 1585 01:10:06,271 --> 01:10:07,858 I gotta go. - You gotta go. 1586 01:10:07,893 --> 01:10:09,964 - Thank you. I gotta go. 1587 01:10:09,998 --> 01:10:10,791 But... - Go. 1588 01:10:10,827 --> 01:10:14,416 [Sam grunts] [thuds] 1589 01:10:14,451 --> 01:10:15,280 - Sam? 1590 01:10:16,142 --> 01:10:17,385 Shit, Sam. - Ow. 1591 01:10:19,422 --> 01:10:21,147 - I'll get a blanket. 1592 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:23,909 Shit. 1593 01:10:31,261 --> 01:10:32,504 - Are you okay? 1594 01:10:37,198 --> 01:10:38,026 - No. 1595 01:10:39,442 --> 01:10:43,687 I have no idea where Sam is and no idea what to do. 1596 01:10:46,518 --> 01:10:49,245 - You don't deserve this. 1597 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:52,109 - You're damn right I don't. 1598 01:10:52,144 --> 01:10:53,697 - I'll talk to Sam. 1599 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,873 - I appreciate that. 1600 01:10:56,907 --> 01:10:58,943 - Even though he fuckin' hit me. 1601 01:10:58,978 --> 01:11:00,496 - I thought you said it wasn't a big deal. 1602 01:11:00,532 --> 01:11:02,258 - I can't see colors. 1603 01:11:03,983 --> 01:11:05,778 [Chloe laughs] 1604 01:11:05,813 --> 01:11:08,091 [laughing] 1605 01:11:13,303 --> 01:11:14,373 - Oh my god. 1606 01:11:22,830 --> 01:11:24,728 - I had fun last night. 1607 01:11:27,662 --> 01:11:29,077 We all seemed to. 1608 01:11:33,496 --> 01:11:36,153 - Well, I didn't hate it. 1609 01:11:36,188 --> 01:11:38,880 - I think I'm going to put that on my business cards. 1610 01:11:38,915 --> 01:11:42,090 Ian Barnes, women don't hate fucking him. 1611 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:45,197 - There could be worse reviews. 1612 01:11:45,231 --> 01:11:47,475 [laughing] 1613 01:11:52,825 --> 01:11:54,862 - Totally saw your boobs. 1614 01:11:56,829 --> 01:11:59,073 [laughing] 1615 01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:02,041 Fuck you. [laughing] 1616 01:12:02,076 --> 01:12:03,353 - I'm sorry. 1617 01:12:03,388 --> 01:12:06,874 - I'm injured. [laughing] 1618 01:12:12,293 --> 01:12:13,121 Hey. 1619 01:12:14,260 --> 01:12:15,089 Hey. 1620 01:12:20,543 --> 01:12:21,509 - Thank you. 1621 01:12:31,864 --> 01:12:34,108 [Chloe chuckles] Uh... 1622 01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:35,143 Ian? - Mm-hm? 1623 01:12:36,075 --> 01:12:37,387 - What you doin'? 1624 01:12:38,492 --> 01:12:40,873 - Eh, just feeling your tits against my chest. 1625 01:12:40,907 --> 01:12:42,668 - You're such a jerk. 1626 01:12:44,498 --> 01:12:46,809 [Ian sighs] 1627 01:12:49,503 --> 01:12:52,298 - I'm going to go find your boyfriend. 1628 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,647 - You know you, you really don't have to do that. 1629 01:12:55,681 --> 01:12:56,717 - Yeah, I do. 1630 01:12:58,788 --> 01:12:59,719 Yeah, I do. 1631 01:13:01,722 --> 01:13:04,621 [soft piano music] 1632 01:13:40,968 --> 01:13:42,625 [knocking] 1633 01:13:42,659 --> 01:13:43,487 - Ian? 1634 01:13:44,834 --> 01:13:46,835 Ian, you there? 1635 01:13:46,870 --> 01:13:48,630 I forgot my keys man. 1636 01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:55,914 I'm a douche. - I'm a douche. 1637 01:13:55,948 --> 01:13:56,777 - We good? 1638 01:13:58,054 --> 01:13:59,020 - Not the first time I got cold-cocked 1639 01:13:59,055 --> 01:14:01,126 by somebody's boyfriend. [Sam chuckles] 1640 01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:03,818 - Good, 'cause I need your help. 1641 01:14:10,687 --> 01:14:12,931 [knocking] 1642 01:14:19,593 --> 01:14:21,802 [knocking] 1643 01:14:26,082 --> 01:14:31,087 [knocking] [Chloe groans] 1644 01:14:31,156 --> 01:14:33,434 [knocking] 1645 01:14:35,781 --> 01:14:37,300 - [Chloe] Asshole. 1646 01:14:37,334 --> 01:14:39,820 [Chloe sighs] 1647 01:14:54,662 --> 01:14:56,871 - I thought we should talk. 1648 01:14:59,771 --> 01:15:01,876 I owe you an apology. 1649 01:15:01,911 --> 01:15:02,843 - Really? 1650 01:15:02,877 --> 01:15:03,878 - Yeah. Yes. 1651 01:15:05,811 --> 01:15:08,089 I was way out of line. 1652 01:15:08,124 --> 01:15:10,126 Can you ever forgive me? 1653 01:15:12,128 --> 01:15:14,751 I brought bagels. - Not so loud, please. 1654 01:15:14,786 --> 01:15:16,270 I'm very hungover. 1655 01:15:18,030 --> 01:15:20,446 - Long night last night, huh? 1656 01:15:22,172 --> 01:15:23,001 Sorry. 1657 01:15:24,105 --> 01:15:24,934 My bad. 1658 01:15:28,385 --> 01:15:29,973 - Look, Sam. I'm... 1659 01:15:31,388 --> 01:15:34,115 I'm glad you're here and that you've calmed down 1660 01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:36,014 and you've brought me a bunch of flowers 1661 01:15:36,048 --> 01:15:37,740 I'm allergic to, but- - Wait, what? 1662 01:15:37,773 --> 01:15:40,432 - What was that about yesterday? 1663 01:15:42,365 --> 01:15:43,815 - It was... 1664 01:15:43,849 --> 01:15:45,610 - [Chloe] I mean, do you have any idea how you made me feel? 1665 01:15:45,644 --> 01:15:46,645 - Badly, I'm sure. 1666 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:47,508 - Badly? 1667 01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:52,064 You made me feel like a whore. 1668 01:15:57,068 --> 01:15:58,139 - Oh. - Yeah. 1669 01:15:59,762 --> 01:16:04,041 You tried to slut-shame me like some misogynist asshole. 1670 01:16:04,076 --> 01:16:05,802 - Chloe, I'm so sorry. 1671 01:16:05,837 --> 01:16:07,321 I never meant to make you feel that way. 1672 01:16:07,355 --> 01:16:08,564 I'm just, I never meant to make you feel 1673 01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:12,153 like anything other than hunky-dory 24/7. 1674 01:16:12,188 --> 01:16:13,948 You know what I mean. 1675 01:16:14,811 --> 01:16:16,951 But I fucked up, big time. 1676 01:16:19,540 --> 01:16:23,337 You didn't deserve that. - No, I really didn't. 1677 01:16:27,306 --> 01:16:29,205 - So what was it about? 1678 01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:33,727 Were you testing me this whole time? 1679 01:16:33,761 --> 01:16:34,555 - No, no, no, god, no, no. 1680 01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:36,799 No. It had nothing to do with you. 1681 01:16:36,833 --> 01:16:37,938 - Then what was it? 1682 01:16:37,972 --> 01:16:39,387 - It... 1683 01:16:39,422 --> 01:16:40,734 - It obviously had something 1684 01:16:40,768 --> 01:16:43,357 to do with me. - No, no, it, okay. 1685 01:16:43,391 --> 01:16:44,945 Not why I freaked out. 1686 01:16:44,978 --> 01:16:46,187 That was on me. 1687 01:16:47,188 --> 01:16:48,811 - Then what was it? 1688 01:16:48,844 --> 01:16:50,778 - Seeing you with Ian. 1689 01:16:50,813 --> 01:16:52,538 It was hard. - Why? 1690 01:16:52,573 --> 01:16:55,369 - Because I thought you'd like him more than me. 1691 01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:57,405 - Sam. - I know, I know. 1692 01:16:58,579 --> 01:17:01,927 It's stupid and insecure and... 1693 01:17:01,962 --> 01:17:03,480 - Do you not trust me? 1694 01:17:03,514 --> 01:17:04,896 - Of course I do. 1695 01:17:05,862 --> 01:17:09,590 - But how could you, how could you possibly think that? 1696 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:13,111 - Because I couldn't see what you see in me, 1697 01:17:13,145 --> 01:17:15,941 which I know is, is, is... 1698 01:17:15,976 --> 01:17:17,184 [sighs] 1699 01:17:17,218 --> 01:17:18,219 There it is. 1700 01:17:22,741 --> 01:17:25,986 - How long have we been together? 1701 01:17:26,020 --> 01:17:27,056 - Three years. 1702 01:17:27,090 --> 01:17:27,919 - Right. 1703 01:17:29,403 --> 01:17:32,544 Do you think I would waste three minutes, 1704 01:17:32,577 --> 01:17:34,650 let alone three years on anyone 1705 01:17:34,684 --> 01:17:37,135 who I thought was unworthy? 1706 01:17:37,169 --> 01:17:37,998 - Nope. 1707 01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:40,656 You kicked that homeless guy at one time 1708 01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:42,692 'cause he asked for change and he wasn't dancing. 1709 01:17:42,727 --> 01:17:44,245 - You have to stop telling people that. 1710 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,212 They believe you. 1711 01:17:45,246 --> 01:17:48,077 - And what does that say about you? 1712 01:17:48,111 --> 01:17:50,458 [laughing] 1713 01:18:02,401 --> 01:18:03,230 - Sam? 1714 01:18:05,300 --> 01:18:07,475 Are you done with the self-doubt? 1715 01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:09,546 - I'm not sure. - Not funny. 1716 01:18:09,581 --> 01:18:10,651 - Sorry. Yes. 1717 01:18:12,135 --> 01:18:14,724 - Because it's not cute. 1718 01:18:14,759 --> 01:18:17,002 It's not endearing. 1719 01:18:17,037 --> 01:18:18,416 It's just a pain. 1720 01:18:19,522 --> 01:18:20,592 - Understood. 1721 01:18:24,251 --> 01:18:25,079 Thank you. 1722 01:18:26,771 --> 01:18:28,117 - For what? 1723 01:18:28,151 --> 01:18:29,566 - For everything. 1724 01:18:31,189 --> 01:18:32,121 [chuckling] 1725 01:18:32,155 --> 01:18:34,398 Three years, man. 1726 01:18:34,433 --> 01:18:36,677 - That's a long time. [Sam grunts] 1727 01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:37,746 - A lifetime. 1728 01:18:39,369 --> 01:18:40,923 - If you're a fish. 1729 01:18:41,924 --> 01:18:42,959 [laughing] 1730 01:18:42,994 --> 01:18:44,133 Sorry. - Dork. 1731 01:18:46,273 --> 01:18:48,206 You ever wonder why we decided 1732 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:51,692 to have a threesome in the first place? 1733 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,038 - I don't know. 1734 01:18:54,695 --> 01:18:55,523 More fun? 1735 01:18:57,008 --> 01:18:58,388 Exciting, I guess? 1736 01:18:58,423 --> 01:19:00,218 - I have a theory. 1737 01:19:00,252 --> 01:19:01,909 - Oh, you've come back wise. 1738 01:19:01,943 --> 01:19:04,843 Hit me. [laughing] 1739 01:19:06,707 --> 01:19:08,674 - I feel like in every relationship, 1740 01:19:08,709 --> 01:19:12,886 no matter how clearly awesome, there's a back door. 1741 01:19:14,128 --> 01:19:15,612 - Sam, I said no butt sex. 1742 01:19:15,647 --> 01:19:17,891 - I, no, no. Stop, no. 1743 01:19:17,925 --> 01:19:20,617 I don't mean, no butt sex. No. 1744 01:19:20,652 --> 01:19:23,275 What I mean is that there's always 1745 01:19:23,309 --> 01:19:26,727 a post this relationship time in their mind. 1746 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:30,627 So if they want to experiment or whatever, 1747 01:19:30,662 --> 01:19:33,423 they think we'll just do it later, alone. 1748 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:34,424 - Okay. 1749 01:19:34,459 --> 01:19:38,014 - But after a while, let's say three years, 1750 01:19:39,050 --> 01:19:43,571 they stop thinking about a post this relationship time. 1751 01:19:43,606 --> 01:19:44,883 In fact, they don't even think there will be 1752 01:19:44,918 --> 01:19:48,541 a post this relationship time, so if they want to explore, 1753 01:19:48,576 --> 01:19:51,717 then they do it together, as a couple. 1754 01:19:53,547 --> 01:19:56,239 - No post this relationship time? 1755 01:19:57,550 --> 01:19:59,277 - So I'm not the most eloquent. Sue me. 1756 01:19:59,311 --> 01:20:00,485 - Sued. - Ah! 1757 01:20:00,519 --> 01:20:02,798 [laughing] 1758 01:20:05,697 --> 01:20:09,321 What we did with Ian and Alex, that was fun, 1759 01:20:09,356 --> 01:20:10,702 but that was it. 1760 01:20:11,530 --> 01:20:13,084 At the end of the day, 1761 01:20:13,118 --> 01:20:17,226 the person that I want to be with is you. 1762 01:20:17,260 --> 01:20:19,469 The person that I want to live with, 1763 01:20:19,504 --> 01:20:21,886 to come home to, to cook with, 1764 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:25,061 to play Little Big Planet with is you. 1765 01:20:28,306 --> 01:20:30,273 For the rest of my life. 1766 01:20:31,688 --> 01:20:32,517 - What? 1767 01:20:37,418 --> 01:20:38,903 - Chloe Mancini... 1768 01:20:42,734 --> 01:20:44,218 Will you marry me? 1769 01:20:47,359 --> 01:20:48,326 - Yes. - Yes? 1770 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:49,189 - Yes. 1771 01:20:52,364 --> 01:20:53,365 [laughing] 1772 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:54,263 - I'm gonna put that mother on 1773 01:20:54,297 --> 01:20:56,886 like you would not believe. [laughing] 1774 01:20:56,921 --> 01:20:57,782 - Oh no, it's the other hand. 1775 01:20:57,818 --> 01:20:58,784 - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 1776 01:20:58,818 --> 01:21:00,821 I don't know directions. 1777 01:21:11,969 --> 01:21:13,385 - Oh my god, how could you afford this? 1778 01:21:13,420 --> 01:21:16,285 - Oh, at the wedding, I have to let Ian fuck my sister. 1779 01:21:16,318 --> 01:21:17,942 - Ha ha, joke's on her. We hate that bitch. 1780 01:21:17,976 --> 01:21:22,153 - I know, right? [laughing] 1781 01:21:22,187 --> 01:21:24,017 - Oh my god. 1782 01:21:24,050 --> 01:21:27,779 Did I just say no butt sex in the middle of your proposal? 1783 01:21:27,813 --> 01:21:28,918 - Yeah, you did. 1784 01:21:28,952 --> 01:21:30,746 - Wait, when we tell our kids about this, 1785 01:21:30,782 --> 01:21:32,577 can we leave that part out? 1786 01:21:32,611 --> 01:21:34,612 - What part can we tell? 1787 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:39,101 - I guess we'll worry about that later. 1788 01:21:41,413 --> 01:21:43,588 - Ooh. With your headache? 1789 01:21:43,621 --> 01:21:44,969 - I'll work through it. 1790 01:21:45,003 --> 01:21:46,210 Pants off, now. 1791 01:21:47,937 --> 01:21:49,490 [laughing] 1792 01:21:49,525 --> 01:21:53,322 [soft, bright acoustic music] 1793 01:22:03,884 --> 01:22:07,612 ♪ Rose is on rampage moving around the furniture ♪ 1794 01:22:07,646 --> 01:22:09,545 ♪ A table there, a sofa there ♪ 1795 01:22:09,579 --> 01:22:11,547 ♪ And over there the bed ♪ 1796 01:22:11,581 --> 01:22:13,411 ♪ Time to do the laundry again ♪ 1797 01:22:13,445 --> 01:22:15,378 ♪ You got to put the clothes on ♪ 1798 01:22:15,413 --> 01:22:17,311 ♪ Separate the lights and darks ♪ 1799 01:22:17,346 --> 01:22:19,175 ♪ You put the quarters in ♪ 1800 01:22:19,210 --> 01:22:21,177 ♪ They're talking about the future ♪ 1801 01:22:21,212 --> 01:22:23,076 ♪ Talking about the world at war ♪ 1802 01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:24,870 ♪ We're turning all the lights off ♪ 1803 01:22:24,905 --> 01:22:26,942 ♪ It's time to go the bed ♪ 1804 01:22:26,976 --> 01:22:29,047 ♪ And this is what I said ♪ 1805 01:22:29,082 --> 01:22:30,911 ♪ And this is what I said ♪ 1806 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:34,397 ♪ This is what I said ♪ 1807 01:22:34,432 --> 01:22:36,330 ♪ It's a life ♪ ♪ It's life ♪ 1808 01:22:36,365 --> 01:22:38,193 ♪ It's a life ♪ 1809 01:22:38,228 --> 01:22:39,989 ♪ I call it a life ♪ 1810 01:22:40,023 --> 01:22:42,026 ♪ That's what it is ♪ 1811 01:22:42,059 --> 01:22:43,889 ♪ It's a life ♪ ♪ It's a life ♪ 1812 01:22:43,924 --> 01:22:45,822 ♪ It's just a life ♪ ♪ It's just a life ♪ 1813 01:22:45,857 --> 01:22:47,686 ♪ It's a life ♪ 1814 01:22:47,721 --> 01:22:50,550 ♪ Oh we're living in again ♪ 1815 01:22:50,585 --> 01:22:53,865 [bright, upbeat music] 1816 01:22:58,249 --> 01:22:59,940 ♪ Having eggs and corn beef hash ♪ 1817 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,804 ♪ Thank you Lou, no problem Miss Sandy ♪ 1818 01:23:01,838 --> 01:23:03,668 ♪ She's deftly maneuvers them off of the counter ♪ 1819 01:23:03,702 --> 01:23:05,670 ♪ And gingerly puts the plates down ♪ 1820 01:23:05,704 --> 01:23:07,327 ♪ What can I get you boys ♪ 1821 01:23:07,361 --> 01:23:09,708 ♪ How about some coffee, sugar ♪ ♪ Sugar in your coffee ♪ 1822 01:23:09,743 --> 01:23:11,400 ♪ I'll take black and I'll take tea ♪ 1823 01:23:11,434 --> 01:23:13,505 ♪ I just got out of bed ♪ 1824 01:23:13,540 --> 01:23:15,576 ♪ Are you boys from the trade mill ♪ 1825 01:23:15,611 --> 01:23:16,750 ♪ How'd you guess ♪ 1826 01:23:16,784 --> 01:23:20,788 ♪ It's written on the buttons on your chest ♪ 1827 01:23:20,823 --> 01:23:25,172 ♪ And then I did the rest ♪ ♪ And then I did the rest ♪ 1828 01:23:25,207 --> 01:23:27,554 ♪ And then I did the rest ♪ 1829 01:23:27,588 --> 01:23:28,555 ♪ And again ♪ 1830 01:23:28,589 --> 01:23:30,487 ♪ It's a life ♪ ♪ It's life ♪ 1831 01:23:30,522 --> 01:23:32,421 ♪ It's a life ♪ 1832 01:23:32,455 --> 01:23:34,353 ♪ It's just a life ♪ 1833 01:23:34,388 --> 01:23:36,287 ♪ That's what it is ♪ 1834 01:23:36,321 --> 01:23:38,116 ♪ It's a life ♪ ♪ It's a life ♪ 1835 01:23:38,151 --> 01:23:40,049 ♪ You call it a life ♪ ♪ You call it a life ♪ 1836 01:23:40,084 --> 01:23:42,672 ♪ It's a life ♪ 1837 01:23:42,707 --> 01:23:44,639 ♪ Living to the end, but ♪ 1838 01:23:44,674 --> 01:23:46,504 ♪ High on an airplane ♪ 1839 01:23:46,538 --> 01:23:51,509 ♪ Looking at the ground below whoa oh ♪ 1840 01:23:52,303 --> 01:23:54,236 ♪ High in an airplane ♪ 1841 01:23:54,270 --> 01:23:59,206 ♪ Higher than you'll ever know oh oh oh ♪ 1842 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:01,967 ♪ High in an airplane ♪ 1843 01:24:02,002 --> 01:24:06,938 ♪ Looking at the ground below oh oh oh oh ♪ 1844 01:24:07,732 --> 01:24:09,665 ♪ High in an airplane ♪ 1845 01:24:09,699 --> 01:24:13,082 ♪ Higher than you'll ever know ♪ 1846 01:24:13,117 --> 01:24:16,361 [bright, upbeat music] 1847 01:24:19,330 --> 01:24:21,228 ♪ Alfred in Zimbabwe ♪ 1848 01:24:21,263 --> 01:24:23,161 ♪ He grew up without a family ♪ 1849 01:24:23,196 --> 01:24:24,990 ♪ Met some Peace Corp volunteers ♪ 1850 01:24:25,025 --> 01:24:26,958 ♪ That came and went away again ♪ 1851 01:24:26,992 --> 01:24:30,858 ♪ Indonesia, Polynesia, Pakistan, Afghanistan ♪ 1852 01:24:30,893 --> 01:24:32,757 ♪ You build the trenches, wear the sorries ♪ 1853 01:24:32,791 --> 01:24:34,793 ♪ Think about the plans ♪ 1854 01:24:34,827 --> 01:24:36,898 ♪ What's that overhead ♪ 1855 01:24:36,933 --> 01:24:40,351 ♪ Food and bombs and propaganda dropped on ♪